[Kyle's big-haired, leopard-and-lamé-clad floozy date pushes his car toward a cliff.]
CCrow
That is not a woman! That's David Lee Roth!
. . .
[Later in that scene, the car begins to roll off the cliff after Kevin's friend gets out.]
The car will do anything to get out of this movie!
[The car rolls down the cliff and explodes.]
CCrow
In an unforeseen tragedy, the two actors were not in the car at the time of the crash!
[Kevin and his friend watch the "flames" from the explosion.]
MAMike [as Kevin]
Look at that guy wave the gel in front of the light!
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