A character in Mystery Science Theater 3000
Bell Woman
Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes
In 3 of the 3,167 quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000
Most scenes with: Crow T. Robot (3)
...All you'll have to do is give the telephone company a list of the numbers you dial most frequently. The electronic brain's memory will do the rest.
[The blond-haired, blue-eyed couple look at each other in excitement.]
The Führer will like that!
[A Bell Telephone representative talks about future features as a video runs to demonstrate them.]
[voiceover] Want someone else on the line?
No.
[voiceover] That's easy, too. Flip the switch button, then dial a code number and the number you want, and… presto!
Well, andante, maybe.
Soon you'll have all your friends hanging up on you and dreading your calls.
[In a promotional film from Bell Telephone, we see two dogs on a well-manicured lawn.]
[voiceover] It may even be possible to call and water the lawn during that dry spell when you are many miles away on vacation.
[The sprinklers are then turned on by telephone operated remote control, and the dogs run away.]
Yeah, how do you like it when the lawn piddles on you?!
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