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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 9

Servo and Mike in “Hobgoblins”

[The pre-credits sequence ends and the titles begin.]

Hey, the end credits! Well, it was a terrible movie. At least it was short!

These are the beginning credits!

Oh, well, then kill me, please?

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