[a robot presses a big red "cancel" button]
Meanwhile, at Netflix...
“H.G. Wells' The Shape of Things to Come” · Season 13
In this episode: Tom Servo (5), Emily (5), Crow T. Robot (4)
[shot of a computer screen giving various readings]
SAServo [as an officer]
It's called Twitter. It's gonna be great for the discourse.
[Dr. John Caball dons a silver radiation suit]
Chernobyl for a prom theme. What were they thinking?
CACrow [as Dr. Caball]
Alright, you're gonna wanna cook me at 350 degrees for about 70 minutes, you'll know when I'm done when a fork easily pierces my skin. Load me up with butter and don't skimp on the chives. I'm a potato.
[as Dr. Caball gazes out into space]
CDr. Caball
Well, we're on our way. Out there is the vastness of space... the unknown...
CCrow
It's only a model.
KSKim Smedley
Funny, I still think of myself as an Earth child.
Emily, do you still think of yourself as an Earth child?
Oh, I don't know. Ask me after I've been here for seven years.
CCrow
Uh, no human has ever lived here that long. Just ask the other guys.
Wait, what?
SSparks
[to Jason Caball] Let me lead the way.
Aw, that's sweet. Would you guys ever escort me into a dangerous unknown situation?
Uh, I'd walk with you so I could better criticize your choices.
CCrow
I'd let you walk in front of me so you could shield me from the worst of the shrapnel.
And I'd definitely film the whole thing for WorldStarHipHop.
CSCrow and Servo
WorldStar!
Hey, what would you call an almost perfect ripoff of the USS Enterprise?
The USS Compromise.
[as Omus tortures Dr. Caball with high pitched sound, causing him to scream and spasm]
You know, I do the same thing when I can't get "Baby Shark" out of my head either.
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