A character in Mystery Science Theater 3000
Played by Kevin Murphy
Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 1,542 of its 3,167 quotes
Most scenes with: Crow T. Robot (818), Mike Nelson (393), Joel Robinson (294)
Servo[as Kor walks away from Simon and Gulfax] This is where Kor's theme song comes in.
[starts singing]
They call me Kor the Conquerer
I thought I could conquer anything
But ever since I met that boy
I've found out I'm not worth a thing
That's just par for the Kor
That's just par
They call me Kor!
[as the title card appears, and reads "Il Natale Che Quasi Non Fu"]
ServoEither the title card is in Italian, or we're getting nachos.
[as Dr. Abner and David flee from a monster, which is an obvious greenscreen]
ServoWe're being charged by a giant monster... movie!
ServoBeing a chivalrous gentleman, David traps his fellow slaves with their captors in a room full of lava.
[as security surrounds the building]
ServoDon't worry, if we just put some flashing lights on it, nobody'll notice it's your mom's station wagon.
ServoNow this is what E.T. was missing. A shootout in a grocery store.
[Mac blows a bubblegum bubble]
Wanna see my spleen? It's pretty cool.
[Eric pops the bubble]
Ahh! I need that to live!
Servo[as someone dresses into a yellow wetsuit] Can't believe I have to dress like a Minion for this stupid kid's birthday party. I went to Juilliard!
ServoFrankie Avalon's hair comes courtesy of Build-A-Bear Workshop.
[as Sumuru whips Nick West in a dungeon]
ServoOkay, if there are any kids watching, it's past your bedtimes.
Tom ServoThis is actually my favorite Castlevania sequel.
ServoSo a booming soundtrack as the little girl walks around the house, but silence during a car chase. Okay.
Tom Servo[after a model tank is destroyed] There goes the entire practical effect budget.
ServoMy friend, Ja Rule told me that Fyre Fest would be here.
Wait a minute, how am I sitting across from me?
Mike NelsonMichael J. Nelson · 824 quotes
Joel RobinsonJoel Hodgson · 542 quotes
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JJonah171 quotes
GGypsy75 quotes
EEmily69 quotes
CFDr. Clayton Forrester57 quotes
PFPearl Forrester26 quotes
MMax22 quotes
KFKinga Forrester21 quotes
JPJack Perkins20 quotes
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