“City on Fire”
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (5), Tom Servo (4), Joel Robinson (2), Dr. Clayton Forrester (1), Dr. Erhardt (1)
[After a helpful title card informs us that "What you are about to see could happen to any city, anywhere."]
Oh, good. ... It can happen in any city to any person. So wha–
[Barry Newman's credit appears.]
Like Barry Newman.
So stop watching TV and get ready for the big huge fire! The apocalypse that could happen this Sunday night.
I bet this was made in Canada.
Oui.
[Doctor Whitman is evacuating the children's ward.]
You all know "Follow the Leader"?
This is called "Follow the Burning Doctor".
[A char-broiled paparazzi photographer is taunting Diana about some incriminating photos that he took of her and the Mayor.]
Doctor, I think we got our blood donor!
[A woman is going into labor.]
Get a catcher's mitt!
Boil some water.
Boil some newspapers!
Kinda sorry Shelley bought it.
Yeah... kinda of a shame.
She bought it, but we paid for it.
We got a letter from the Mad Scientist League. They say they're gonna revoke our licenses--that we're not really mad enough!
I know, look, it says here, at best we're Mildly Peeved Researchers.
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