Crow T. Robot quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

It's a dames and broads audition.

I see a tall Spaniard in a white suit with a midget!

Soundtrack by Schroeder.

He saw an air molecule that respects women.

Jam Handy, reminding you to keep your preserves in a convenient place!

Save the girl or go antiquing... Hmm... Antiques, here I come!

Only God can play God, and sometimes Morgan Freeman!

Bingo. Yahtzee. King me. I don't really know how to play backgammon.

I'm as surprised I'm in this movie as you are, folks.

I'm actually traveling through time at the rate of one hour per hour.

Think about it: iPad, iPhone, eyeball. This is already happening, folks.

My snowball predicted all of this.

Just when you thought this movie couldn't get any whiter.

[looking at a space landscape full of different colored stars] Some people just don't know when to take down their Christmas lights.

Are we in hyperspace, or are we looking at a screensaver?