[Shot of the Runaway in a jail cell]
Fred Burrows! Help me!
A character in Mystery Science Theater 3000
Crow T. Robot
Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes
Most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 1,660 of its 3,167 quotes
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (818), Mike Nelson (376), Joel Robinson (271)
[Shot of the Runaway in a jail cell]
Fred Burrows! Help me!
[Shot of a bomb timer, counting down extremely quickly]
Introducing new, faster seconds!
[As the Runaway fights the Cyborg, the camera cuts to Ann fidgeting nervously]
I'm fretting. See, audience? I'm fretting.
[During one of the many, many inept action scenes.]
OK, my theory is that the director shot the entire movie without looking at it.
I could mention that this isn't the future and it's not a war, but you know me, I don't like to complain.
[Doc enters a backwater country store which has no obvious merchandise, other than a turquoise, plastic pith helmet.]
Do ya'll have any turquoise, plastic pith helmets?
[Tim is walking around shirtless]
Geez, kid, do a push-up.
[Shirtless Tim walks up to someone's front door.]
Can I borrow a cup of shirt?
[During one of Johnny Longbow's long-winded monologues, thunder rumbles in the distance.]
Stop talking, Johnny Longbone(sic)!
[Johnny and Captain Mac, looking for Paul, drive past a road sign for U.S. Route 66.]
Get your kicks on meeee-ee-ee!
Guests of Final Justice fly TWA.
[Geronimo shoots an Italian suspect and he falls from a small ledge in slow motion.]
In the time it takes him to fall, the government in Italy changes three times!
Stepdad, could you help me with my science fair project?
Well, it shouldn't drink so much coffee!
[Man-bat Beck closes the barn door and stumbles around in the dark.]
Leave the door closed? What, were you born in a house?
Tom ServoKevin Murphy · 1,542 quotes
Mike NelsonMichael J. Nelson · 824 quotes
Joel RobinsonJoel Hodgson · 542 quotes
NNarrator224 quotes
JJonah171 quotes
GGypsy75 quotes
EEmily69 quotes
CFDr. Clayton Forrester57 quotes
PFPearl Forrester26 quotes
MMax22 quotes
KFKinga Forrester21 quotes
JPJack Perkins20 quotes
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