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Crow T. Robot quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

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Most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 1,660 of its 3,167 quotes
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (818), Mike Nelson (376), Joel Robinson (271)

Lines by Crow T. Robot 421

[Shot of a bomb timer, counting down extremely quickly]

CCrow

Introducing new, faster seconds!

[As the Runaway fights the Cyborg, the camera cuts to Ann fidgeting nervously]

CACrow [as Ann]

I'm fretting. See, audience? I'm fretting.

[During one of the many, many inept action scenes.]

CCrow

OK, my theory is that the director shot the entire movie without looking at it.

CCrow

I could mention that this isn't the future and it's not a war, but you know me, I don't like to complain.

[During one of Johnny Longbow's long-winded monologues, thunder rumbles in the distance.]

CACrow [as God]

Stop talking, Johnny Longbone(sic)!

[Geronimo shoots an Italian suspect and he falls from a small ledge in slow motion.]

CCrow

In the time it takes him to fall, the government in Italy changes three times!

CACrow [as Hamlet]

Stepdad, could you help me with my science fair project?

[Man-bat Beck closes the barn door and stumbles around in the dark.]

CCrow

Leave the door closed? What, were you born in a house?

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