[One of Burke's guard dogs threatens his henchman Farrell (Jack Palance).]
Oh, no! He saw City Slickers II.
A character in Mystery Science Theater 3000
Crow T. Robot
Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes
Most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 1,660 of its 3,167 quotes
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (818), Mike Nelson (376), Joel Robinson (271)
[One of Burke's guard dogs threatens his henchman Farrell (Jack Palance).]
Oh, no! He saw City Slickers II.
[The pastor talked earlier about how all his parishioners are "accident-haters". We see a shot of a sad little girl sitting on the steps of a church immediately following a funeral.]
[guiltily] I didn't hate accidents enough...
[As the reverend stands on his porch looking solemn, a train slowly rolls through the frame.]
Hey, we're tryin' to film here!
The Amazing Transparent Man (movie)
Hayley Mills in The Amazing Trans-PARENT Trap!
[The guinea pig begins to disappear.]
Oh, he's with the William Morris Agency.
Remember, they're vampire women, so get ready with the Cher jokes.
[We see an ominous castle in a deserted forest.]
Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again.
[after the monster eats a couple, which looks like it was humping a car afterwards]
He's mistaken the car for a lady monster! Eww!
[Judy walks around the kitchen, rattling an eggbeater in an empty bowl to try and get Alex's attention.]
Um, has anybody noticed that the daughter is psychotic?
[as Gloria and Johnny talk about the ramifications of the recent police raid on her smut picture business, and their plans moving forward]
I'm learning a lot about porn!
All of this because of a strict English teacher.
[as the owner of a secluded diner] I am the Dark Specter of Food.
[As a worker put seed in a feeding trough]
There's your appetizer, ladies, I'll be back to get your drink order.
[As the short ends, a truck seems to move by itself.]
There's no driver! The chickens are taking over!
The Brute Man (movie)
[A cop opens the door and looks at an empty bedroom]
[with exaggerated Irish accent] All right, show's over, nothin' fer me to see here. I'll just be about my business then...
Tom ServoKevin Murphy · 1,542 quotes
Mike NelsonMichael J. Nelson · 824 quotes
Joel RobinsonJoel Hodgson · 542 quotes
NNarrator224 quotes
JJonah171 quotes
GGypsy75 quotes
EEmily69 quotes
CFDr. Clayton Forrester57 quotes
PFPearl Forrester26 quotes
MMax22 quotes
KFKinga Forrester21 quotes
JPJack Perkins20 quotes
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