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Crow T. Robot quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

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Most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 1,660 of its 3,167 quotes
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (818), Mike Nelson (376), Joel Robinson (271)

Lines by Crow T. Robot 421

[One of Burke's guard dogs threatens his henchman Farrell (Jack Palance).]

CACrow [as Farrell/Palance]

Oh, no! He saw City Slickers II.

[The pastor talked earlier about how all his parishioners are "accident-haters". We see a shot of a sad little girl sitting on the steps of a church immediately following a funeral.]

CACrow [as Little Girl]

[guiltily] I didn't hate accidents enough...

[As the reverend stands on his porch looking solemn, a train slowly rolls through the frame.]

CACrow [as director]

Hey, we're tryin' to film here!

The Amazing Transparent Man (movie)

[Judy walks around the kitchen, rattling an eggbeater in an empty bowl to try and get Alex's attention.]

CCrow

Um, has anybody noticed that the daughter is psychotic?

S6 Young Man's Fancy (short)
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[as Gloria and Johnny talk about the ramifications of the recent police raid on her smut picture business, and their plans moving forward]

CCrow

I'm learning a lot about porn!

[As a worker put seed in a feeding trough]

CACrow [as worker]

There's your appetizer, ladies, I'll be back to get your drink order.

[As the short ends, a truck seems to move by itself.]

CCrow

There's no driver! The chickens are taking over!

The Brute Man (movie)

[A cop opens the door and looks at an empty bedroom]

CACrow [as Cop]

[with exaggerated Irish accent] All right, show's over, nothin' fer me to see here. I'll just be about my business then...

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