CCrow
[as the owner of a secluded diner] I am the Dark Specter of Food.
“Red Zone Cuba (movie)” · Season 6
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (2), Tom Servo (1), Mike Nelson (1)
[The antiheroes make some purchases at a seedy-looking mom-and-pop store while some inappropriately cheerful music plays on the soundtrack.]
MAMike [as Store Clerk]
Would you like a video? We have some super-violent, Asian, triple-X cartoons!
[as store clerk while the trio leaves] Thanks for not killing me; right neighborly of ya!
[Griffin is finally gunned down and dies]
CCrow
And when Curly dies, he feeds other Curlys in the wild.
[a police officer looks over Griffin and muses to himself]
OOfficer
[Griffin] ran all the way to Hell, with a penny and a broken cigarette.
Which is really all you need in Hell, so it works out great.
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