[of the opening title's stylized spiraling background]
Who left their hair in the sink?
Things I can do with my spirograph!
CCrow
When spiders drink too much.
CCrow
Well, it's nothing a fine-toothed comb wouldn't take care of.
“The Creeping Terror (film)” · Season 6
In this episode: Tom Servo (5), Crow T. Robot (4), Mike Nelson (4)
[the film opens with a black screen and no sound]
CCrow
The point of view of Helen Keller.
[the screen then shifts to the point of view of Martin and his wife Brett driving home at a leisurely pace from their honeymoon]
Why, it's not creeping; this Terror's clipping along just fine!
[of the monotony of the drive] A very un-involving videogame.
WWoman
[checking her baby who is seen crying in their crib] Poor baby; let mommy take your temperature.
CCrow
[as baby] No! Get lost!
Uh, I don't I wanna see what's about to happen.
CCrow
[as baby; while the woman grabs a rectal thermometer] Wait, you're gonna put that where?! I'm not sick; I'm fine! Look, I'm feeling better!
[as baby after getting checked] Owwww, you'll pay for this!
WWoman
Poor baby; you'll feel better soon.
What about picking him up, or feeding him?
[as woman] That's done. Now I have the whole day to myself!
[at a formal dance, the alien appears and numerous women scream in terror]
[as the Alien] I know, it's a cheap suit; but it's all I had.
[as the Alien] Why is everybody lookin' at me?
WWoman
[flatly exclaiming] My God; what is it?!
[Crow, Servo, and Mike all break out laughing]
[as the Alien] "What's that say? 'Lover's Lane: Eight miles'?! AWWWW!"
[after the monster eats a couple, which looks like it was humping a car afterwards]
CCrow
He's mistaken the car for a lady monster! Eww!
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