Alisha Daniels quotes from Misfits

Will someone please tell me why I'm here?

Alisha

Really?! You'd better not be here to fuck with us again.

Sorry about the whole brainwashing thing. Got a bit carried away.

Hey, don't sweat it. It's fine.

Curtis

You weren't even there!

Yeah, I know, but you forgive and you forget, man. And I forgive you.

For what?

For whatever it was they were talking about.

What's it like? Being dead.

Well, the big news is there's no God.

Ohh, ho-ho! Thank fuck for that! I might've done one or two things that weren't exactly... Christian in the strictest sense of the word.

Well, none of it matters anyway, so...

Yeah, if there's no God. That's a result.

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[Appears in hallway to community servers sitting in wheelchairs with Rudy doing stationary wheelies besides a smashed vending machine] What are you doing?

We are relaxing.

Haven't head office sent another probation worker to replace Sally?

Curtis

Yeah, they sent someone. Got stabbed to death by a coma girl who body-swapped with Kelly.

Kelly

[Shrugs] Shit happens.

Curtis

The one they sent to replace him, she got attacked by a zombie cheerleader. [Points to Rudy] He battered her to death with a baseball bat.

Mmm. She had a shocker of a day.

What happened to the vending machine?

Oh, that's a funny thing, that. I was carrying the fire extinguisher and I tripped and fell into it, repeatedly.

[Laughs] I'm off my fucking tits!

Look at you. You're out of control. Completely immoral. You're feral.

Alisha

Right. [Clears throat and wheels forward] All we have ever done is defend ourselves from you and every other fucker that's tried to kill us. We've done our best, and if you've gota problem with that, then fuck you! Like you're so perfect?! Sort your own shit out. I think we've done all right, considering.

I think we've done more than all right, love. [Points to hole in vending machine] Free chocolate.

I've got to find Sally.

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Alisha

[Appears to Simon in locker room with him watching video of him and Sally] I've always loved you. How could you do that to me? You had sex with her... in our bed. And... you send me a video of it. Why would you do that?!

It's not what you think! I didn't have sex with her! I thought I was supposed to...

Alisha

You were supposed to cheat on me?!

I was... I was trying to help...

Alisha

I trusted you! You can't do this!

Alisha... I'm sorry, I...

Alisha

Don't! Don't fucking touch me.

It's not what you think! It's complicated.

Alisha

No, it isn't!

Alisha! [Runs away]

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[Appears to Alisha at rooftop edge] Hurts, doesn't it?

Alisha

Why are you doing this?

You killed Tony. I want Simon to know how it feels to lose everything. And I want him to know that you died hating him. [Grabs Alisha and leans her over rooftop edge with her screaming]

[Rushes onto rooftop with community server] Sally! Don't do this. Let her go.

They killed you!

It was the storm. Turned me crazy. You always said I had a temper. I attacked them. I would've killed them. It was self-defence. This isn't why you're here. You're not here for revenge. Let her go. I have missed you so much.

[Rushes forward to Tony] I never thought I'd see you again! [Embraces him in a kiss and they disappear]

I didn't have sex with her.

Alisha

I saw you.

I- I kissed her. I thought I had to because I killed her. As I was kissing her, all I could think about was you. I never want to be with anyone else. Kissing her only made me realize how much I love you. I couldn't go through with it. [Hugs her]