Nathan Young quotes from Misfits

Nathan

I'll tell you who did it, it's that Banksy prick. There is a hidden meaning. It's like that monkey police man with a banana and a Tesco's bag.

Nathan

I'm no doctor, but you see the way the side of his head's all caved in like that...?

Nathan

I'm pretty sure this breaches the terms of my ASBO.

Nathan

There is no going back now, man. You were just as screwed as the rest of us. You are black AND famous. You are probably more screwed!

Nathan

Didn't you say you wanted to piss on her tits? Probably best to keep that kind of thing between you and your internet service provider.

Nathan

What if I can't feel pain? [Kelly hits him] Ow!

Nathan

A few days ago... I go into the toilets, Tony and Gary were in there. They are butt naked, Tony has Gary by his hair, like this, and he's just doing him, doggy style. And Tony is like, "Who's your daddy? I'm your daddy, I'm Big Daddy. Oh! Oh yeah, you like that? Oh, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm Daddy Cool!" So I'm guessing they've ran away to continue their illicit homosexual affair. I ask you, in this world of intolerance and prejudice, who are we to condemn them?

Nathan

[Runs with a old woman in a wheelchair] OK, Joan. Let’s pick up some speed. Let’s get that wind flowing through your hair. Let’s get that wind flowing through your scalp, come on. [Sees a young lady and leaves Joan go alone]

Nathan

If they actually knew anything, they wouldn’t be dicking around sticking notes on lockers. They would’ve gone to the police. And we’d all be banged up in prison, getting gang-raped in the showers. But this, this means that they have no evidence. No proof. Nothing.

Nathan

[shows to Jeremy the photo he took of him naked in a car park] George Michael gets away with this shit, but he used to be in Wham. Who are you?

Nathan

[to Jeremy] If you ever hurt her, I'll take you up at the vet and have you put down.

Nathan

He's not a werewolf. This guy is such a pussy, he has to get my mum to open jars for him. I'm pretty sure a werewolf could open a jar of peanut butter for himself.

Nathan

Your boyfriend is some kind of psycho, rough trade, gay, rapist, werewolf!

Nathan

I’ve got a power! I know it! I can feel it in my balls!

Nathan

Look, we’re a bunch of young offenders and not one of us knows how to steal a car? That is pathetic.