[Appears in hallway to community servers sitting in wheelchairs with Rudy doing stationary wheelies besides a smashed vending machine] What are you doing?
We are relaxing.
Haven't head office sent another probation worker to replace Sally?
Yeah, they sent someone. Got stabbed to death by a coma girl who body-swapped with Kelly.
[Shrugs] Shit happens.
The one they sent to replace him, she got attacked by a zombie cheerleader. [Points to Rudy] He battered her to death with a baseball bat.
Mmm. She had a shocker of a day.
What happened to the vending machine?
Oh, that's a funny thing, that. I was carrying the fire extinguisher and I tripped and fell into it, repeatedly.
[Laughs] I'm off my fucking tits!
Look at you. You're out of control. Completely immoral. You're feral.
Right. [Clears throat and wheels forward] All we have ever done is defend ourselves from you and every other fucker that's tried to kill us. We've done our best, and if you've gota problem with that, then fuck you! Like you're so perfect?! Sort your own shit out. I think we've done all right, considering.
I think we've done more than all right, love. [Points to hole in vending machine] Free chocolate.
I've got to find Sally.
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