Will someone please tell me why I'm here?
Really?! You'd better not be here to fuck with us again.
Sorry about the whole brainwashing thing. Got a bit carried away.
Hey, don't sweat it. It's fine.
You weren't even there!
Yeah, I know, but you forgive and you forget, man. And I forgive you.
For what?
For whatever it was they were talking about.
What's it like? Being dead.
Well, the big news is there's no God.
Ohh, ho-ho! Thank fuck for that! I might've done one or two things that weren't exactly... Christian in the strictest sense of the word.
Well, none of it matters anyway, so...
Yeah, if there's no God. That's a result.
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