Tony quotes from Misfits

Tony

This is it. It's your chance to do something positive. Give something back. You can help people, you can really make a difference to people's lives. That's what community service is all about. There are people out there who think you're scum. You have an opportunity to show them they're wrong.

Nathan

Yeah, but what if they're right? [Looks at Gary] No offence. [Pointing at Gary] But I'm thinking some people are just born criminals.

You're looking to get stabbed?

Nathan

You see my point there?

Alisha

What? I thought you had finished!

Tony

You see my lips still moving, this means I'm still talking!

Nathan

Yeah, but you could have been yawning or... chewing.

Tony

It's my car!

Nathan

Ha, classic!

Sally

Tony. [He starts kicking a pole] Tony! Stop it, stop it. It's a car. It's insured.

Tony

Your engagement ring was there!

Sally

You were gonna propose to me?

Tony

Yeah.

Sally

Can I still say yes?

Tony

[Appears in hallway to community servers sitting in wheelchairs with Rudy doing stationary wheelies besides a smashed vending machine] What are you doing?

Rudy

We are relaxing.

Tony

Haven't head office sent another probation worker to replace Sally?

Curtis

Yeah, they sent someone. Got stabbed to death by a coma girl who body-swapped with Kelly.

Kelly

[Shrugs] Shit happens.

Curtis

The one they sent to replace him, she got attacked by a zombie cheerleader. [Points to Rudy] He battered her to death with a baseball bat.

Rudy

Mmm. She had a shocker of a day.

Tony

What happened to the vending machine?

Rudy

Oh, that's a funny thing, that. I was carrying the fire extinguisher and I tripped and fell into it, repeatedly.

Rachel

[Laughs] I'm off my fucking tits!

Tony

Look at you. You're out of control. Completely immoral. You're feral.

Alisha

Right. [Clears throat and wheels forward] All we have ever done is defend ourselves from you and every other fucker that's tried to kill us. We've done our best, and if you've gota problem with that, then fuck you! Like you're so perfect?! Sort your own shit out. I think we've done all right, considering.

Rudy

I think we've done more than all right, love. [Points to hole in vending machine] Free chocolate.

Tony

I've got to find Sally.

Simon

[Runs into Tony in hallway ] You? [Grabs fire extinguisher and slams it on Tony's head]

Tony

Jesus! Will you... just stop hitting me!

Kelly

[Appears with Curtis with Rudy dry humping Rachel in atrium] So, you met the old probation worker, then?

Tony

Yeah, we've met.

Simon

What's going on?

Curtis

He's back too. Seems okay.

Kelly

Where've you been?

Simon

There was something I had to...

Rudy

[Rachel vomits] Whoa!

Simon

...do.

Rudy

Whoa, man, she's just been sick!

Simon

Has anyone seen Alisha?

Sally

[Appears to Alisha at rooftop edge] Hurts, doesn't it?

Alisha

Why are you doing this?

Sally

You killed Tony. I want Simon to know how it feels to lose everything. And I want him to know that you died hating him. [Grabs Alisha and leans her over rooftop edge with her screaming]

Tony

[Rushes onto rooftop with community server] Sally! Don't do this. Let her go.

Sally

They killed you!

Tony

It was the storm. Turned me crazy. You always said I had a temper. I attacked them. I would've killed them. It was self-defence. This isn't why you're here. You're not here for revenge. Let her go. I have missed you so much.

Sally

[Rushes forward to Tony] I never thought I'd see you again! [Embraces him in a kiss and they disappear]

Simon

I didn't have sex with her.

Alisha

I saw you.

Simon

I- I kissed her. I thought I had to because I killed her. As I was kissing her, all I could think about was you. I never want to be with anyone else. Kissing her only made me realize how much I love you. I couldn't go through with it. [Hugs her]