Curtis[Alisha lets go of Curtis wrist in washroom stall who reverts to his default mental state and he bursts out of washroom stall] Oh, man! That is wrong!
Curtis
You can't be doing that to people!
Trust me! You enjoyed it!
Curtis
That wasn't me!
But you were so up for it. You kept telling me how much you wanted to be with me.
Curtis
When I want to tell you something, I'll tell you myself. You don't know what I'm feeling.
Yeah, well, I see how you look at me.
Curtis
Yeah? I won't be looking at you any more.
Curtis
You think 'cause you're beautiful, you can treat people any way you want?!
Yeah, that's pretty much how it works.
I like your cap. [Takes off her cap and her wig comes off too]
No! [Runs away in absolute embarassment]
Did you know she was bald?
'Course not, twat. Jesus.
She looked like an alien.
Ah, don't be mean. [Then admits laughing] She did, didn't she? A bald alien! Shh. I should probably try and find her. [Holds up cap and wig] You know.
[To Simon] Can't you see we're trying to have an awkward conversation? Move! Go! [Simon leaves, then to Curtis] The sex wasn't that bad, was it?
Curtis
You don't get it, do you? [Leaves]
There's nothing wrong with me! You're the one with the problem!
They are gonna think the probation worker is still alive. I stole his credit card. I used it to book a flight.
Curtis
That is smart!
You're dead good at stuff like that.
Yeah! Nice one, weird kid.
We should all go out for drink, you know, to celebrate. It's like an ironic "fuck you" to the probation worker. We're all out having a good time - you're buried under the foundations of an environmental monitoring station.
[Walking through door to locker room] Oh, my God! That is such a shamer. [Sees Nathan reenacting sex scene with mimicking masturbation gestures]
Curtis
Do you think he's told the others?
Bashing himself out of it.
Curtis
Yeah. I'm pretty sure he told 'em.
And she was totally clicking the mouse off herself, man.
They were just, like, really face-to-face. He was wanking, she was flicking her own bean, right in each other's face.
Work that bean! Work that bean,
Kelly, my love! Oh! Er, hi.
Shut up. You enjoyed it, you pervert. [To Simon] What? Do you want to have a look too?
Curtis
Prick.
Does anyone actually know what he got done for?
Says it was for eating pick 'n' mix.
Curtis
That's bullshit.
Are you two, like, together?
Yeah, I guess. It's weird, yeah? Cos of my bullshit power thing, we don't actually have proper sex. We just stare at each other and wank ourselves off. But it is really special.
[Using trash pick uppers to violate Simon] Come on. It's not gay 'cause we're not touching. All you want to do is get down to it and you can't, cos...
[Community servers walk out door and walks up to Nathan] Hi.
[Walking on] That's really disgusting.
It's not fucking disgusting.
Curtis
When did you get out?
A few days ago. It's good to see you.
Curtis
[Sitting on table with Sam on rooftop] How was it in there?
Well, wasn't a lot of laughs. How you doing? How's community service?
Curtis
Is what it is, innit? Just need to get through it.
It's all so messed up. Screwed our lives over a bit of coke.
Curtis
You're out now. You need to move on. Do something different.
Think anyone's gonna give me a job with a conviction for dealing? I saw you with that girl. Are you with her? She's beautiful.
Curtis
It just happened, like. I didn't mean it to. And there's stuff going on with me right now, things I can't tell you about. Sam! I'm sorry. [Puts hand on her back] Sam? I'm sorry.
Curtis
Cos I felt too guilty, innit? I asked you to buy the gear. It should've been me that went prison. Things didn't work out like that, did they? I told 'em. I told the police it was for me and my mates. They wouldn't listen. Trust me, if I could do anything to change it, I would.
You should've visited me!
Curtis
I know. I couldn't see you in there. I couldn't look you in the eye.
So you hook up with someone else? She's helping you deal with it, is she? My life is fucked! And that's on you! [Walks away and flips him over shoulder]
Curtis
[Crouching besides vehicle in parking garage to Nathan walking by] Oh, hey, Nathan, I need your help!
Do I know you? [Pause] Are you taking a shit?!
Curtis
What?
There is a guy over here taking a shit!
Curtis
Shut up!
Like me to grab you some toilet paper?
Curtis
I'm not taking a shit!
Curtis
You don't. I thought you were someone else. Jog on. Go!
Have a good one. [Walks away]
Curtis
Prick.
This is your chance to talk about community service.
So do you think that you have learned anything?
Curtis
Yeah. Don't get caught.
Fine... how do you think you have changed?
[Repeatedly] They graffiti and we clean it off. What is that about?
[Answers phone] Ooh, hello?
[sings] Raff in the jungle, innit in the jungle! Raff in the jungle, innit in the jungle! Raff...
You're fuckin' lying! [Laughs]
Do I look like I'm some kind of fuckin' knob? Do I?
It's not easy, being you, is it?
I mean, how do you get along with the others? It must be hard. You're not like them. You're more... mature.
[Sweeping floor with bifurcated sweepers with Nathan] Why has he been in there longer than the rest of us?
He's obviously making more progress. He's such a little arse-kisser.
So have you thought about what you want to do when this is over?
Would you like to go to college or get a j...? [Nathan gibbers at office window using sweeper to allude to cunilingus with tongue motions] He's such a twat. Sorry, that was really unprofessional.
So, what do you like doing? Come on, there must be something.
I like making videos, editing them together and that.
Really? Well, I have a friend who runs an editing suite. I could ask him about some work experience for you, if that's what you're interested in.
There's no need to look so shocked. I'm not that bad, am I?
I should do some work. [Simon walks to door] Thank you.
It's nice there's someone I can actually have a conversation with.
We never did find out who was putting notes in our lockers.
What did I say? I said they had nothing. They were just pissing in the wind.
Curtis
You don't know what they got on us.
Maybe they're watching us right now.
This shit is old news. We have outfoxed the fox, which makes us very bloody foxy. [To Kelly] You like that, huh? Yeah.
Do you wanna come to mine tonight?
Curtis
Can't. Gotta baby-sit my nephew.
Curtis
How about I come with you? My aunt and uncle are well religious. Don't even have a TV cos of all the sex. Man, they take one look at you...
Are you saying I look dirty?
Curtis
Yeah. [Wraps sweater around her shoulders pulling her in, they both chuckle]
[Walks up to him] Hey. Let's go somewhere quiet.
Curtis
Okay.
[Sitting on steps with her] Why are you looking at me like that?
Curtis
I can't see you any more.
Are you finishing with me?
Curtis
I'm sorry.
Curtis
There are things going on with me, things I can't tell you about.
Curtis
It's nothing you've done. It's me. I've changed.
No, you can't do this to me! Don't do this!
Curtis
I'm sorry.
Please. Why are you looking at me like that?
Curtis
It's nothing. Nothing. Let's get a drink.
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