[Walking through door to locker room] Oh, my God! That is such a shamer. [Sees Nathan reenacting sex scene with mimicking masturbation gestures]
Do you think he's told the others?
Bashing himself out of it.
Yeah. I'm pretty sure he told 'em.
And she was totally clicking the mouse off herself, man.
No way!
They were just, like, really face-to-face. He was wanking, she was flicking her own bean, right in each other's face.
You should've filmed it.
Work that bean! Work that bean,
Kelly, my love! Oh! Er, hi.
Shut up. You enjoyed it, you pervert. [To Simon] What? Do you want to have a look too?
No, thanks. I'm okay.
Can I have another look?
Prick.
Does anyone actually know what he got done for?
Says it was for eating pick 'n' mix.
That's bullshit.
Are you two, like, together?
Yeah, I guess. It's weird, yeah? Cos of my bullshit power thing, we don't actually have proper sex. We just stare at each other and wank ourselves off. But it is really special.
[Using trash pick uppers to violate Simon] Come on. It's not gay 'cause we're not touching. All you want to do is get down to it and you can't, cos...
[Community servers walk out door and walks up to Nathan] Hi.
[Walking on] That's really disgusting.
It's not fucking disgusting.
When did you get out?
A few days ago. It's good to see you.
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