[Walking through door to locker room] Oh, my God! That is such a shamer. [Sees Nathan reenacting sex scene with mimicking masturbation gestures]
Do you think he's told the others?
Bashing himself out of it.
Yeah. I'm pretty sure he told 'em.
And she was totally clicking the mouse off herself, man.
They were just, like, really face-to-face. He was wanking, she was flicking her own bean, right in each other's face.
Work that bean! Work that bean,
Kelly, my love! Oh! Er, hi.
Shut up. You enjoyed it, you pervert. [To Simon] What? Do you want to have a look too?
Does anyone actually know what he got done for?
Says it was for eating pick 'n' mix.
Are you two, like, together?
Yeah, I guess. It's weird, yeah? Cos of my bullshit power thing, we don't actually have proper sex. We just stare at each other and wank ourselves off. But it is really special.
[Using trash pick uppers to violate Simon] Come on. It's not gay 'cause we're not touching. All you want to do is get down to it and you can't, cos...
SSam
[Community servers walk out door and walks up to Nathan] Hi.
[Walking on] That's really disgusting.
It's not fucking disgusting.
SSam
A few days ago. It's good to see you.
[Sitting on table with Sam on rooftop] How was it in there?
SSam
Well, wasn't a lot of laughs. How you doing? How's community service?
Is what it is, innit? Just need to get through it.
SSam
It's all so messed up. Screwed our lives over a bit of coke.
You're out now. You need to move on. Do something different.
SSam
Think anyone's gonna give me a job with a conviction for dealing? I saw you with that girl. Are you with her? She's beautiful.
It just happened, like. I didn't mean it to. And there's stuff going on with me right now, things I can't tell you about. Sam! I'm sorry. [Puts hand on her back] Sam? I'm sorry.
SSam
Why didn't you visit me?
Cos I felt too guilty, innit? I asked you to buy the gear. It should've been me that went prison. Things didn't work out like that, did they? I told 'em. I told the police it was for me and my mates. They wouldn't listen. Trust me, if I could do anything to change it, I would.
SSam
You should've visited me!
I know. I couldn't see you in there. I couldn't look you in the eye.
SSam
So you hook up with someone else? She's helping you deal with it, is she? My life is fucked! And that's on you! [Walks away and flips him over shoulder]
SSam
[Walks up to him] Hey. Let's go somewhere quiet.
SSam
[Sitting on steps with her] Why are you looking at me like that?
I can't see you any more.
SSam
Are you finishing with me?
SSam
Tell me why. Tell me.
There are things going on with me, things I can't tell you about.
It's nothing you've done. It's me. I've changed.
SSam
No, you can't do this to me! Don't do this!
SSam
Please. Why are you looking at me like that?
It's nothing. Nothing. Let's get a drink.
SSam
[Walks up] Hey. What did you want to talk to me about?
I can't see you any more.
SSam
You're finishing with me? Why?
SSam
[Laughs] You're gay?
SSam
So... What, it was all a lie? Everything?
SSam
How could you do that to me? What are you doing? Do I mean nothing to you?
Wait, no, don't cry. [Puts arms on Sam's shoulders and realizes he can turn back time]
PRPast Rewinded Sam
Hey. What did you want to talk to me about?
I can't see you any more.
PRPast Rewinded Sam
You're finishing with me? Why?
'Cause you're fat. You're large. Kind of round.
PRPast Rewinded Sam
What?
I've got three months left to live. I don't want to waste it with you. 'Cause I'm impotent and I know how much you love cock.
PRPast Rewinded Sam
Why are you being like this?
'Cause you got... weird tits. And nasty snatch gunk. I'm sorry.
PRPast Rewinded Sam
You're finishing with me?
And you're gonna ask me why and I can't tell you. There are things going on with me, things I can't tell you about. No matter what I do, the ones I love will be the ones who pay.
SSam
What you just said. It's from Spider-Man. You're dumping me with a line from Spider-Man?
SSam
You immature pathetic shallow bastard!
It's not from Spider-Man!
SSam
Have you got no respect for me?! I thought you were better than that!
Sam! [Grabs her and she slaps him] Oh!
SSam
You stay away from me!
Done. [Straightens jacket and walks away]
HHelen
I don't think they're coming.
DRDark Rudy
They said they'd be here.
HHelen
If they can't even be bothered to show up on time, they can both fuck off!
SSam
[Walks up behind] Nice!
HHelen
[Turns around] Who are you?
SSam
I'm the one that you just told to fuck off.
DRDark Rudy
Er, this is Helen. It's the one I was telling you about.
SSam
Congratulations, mate. She's a charmer.
DRDark Rudy
We're just... We're just waiting on Karen now. She should be here any minute, running a bit late.
[Becomes reverses invisiblity sitting on a bench] I'm here.
HHelen
Oh, my God! Have you been spying on us?
No, I just... I got here early. I didn't want people to see me hanging round on my own.
HHelen
I can't understand what she's saying.
SSam
She said she wasn't spying on you.
DRDark Rudy
Er, Karen... [motions to Helen] do you want to tell them about your power?
I can blend into my surroundings. Hide in plain sight.
HHelen
We'll have to sort out subtitles or something, cos I can't hear a word of it.
DRDark Rudy
Let's... Come on, let's go and... let's go and have a drink, guys. [Walks away with Helen following] Do you want a drink? Come on, Karen.
[Rudy is under a motorway flyover with Sam, Karen and Helen sitting after having buried Tim]
What the fuck have we done?
Look... look, Tim was out of control... and we have done the right thing! It's the jumper and it has started and still none of you believe me. Well, this is... This is our destiny! [Puts out hand] Come on.
SSam
Why not? [Gets up and puts hand on Rudy's hand with Karen and Helen getting up putting their hands on the hand stack]
We're getting a better name. We're gonna be unstoppable.
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