This is your chance to talk about community service.
It's... bullshit.
So do you think that you have learned anything?
Yeah. Don't get caught.
Fine... how do you think you have changed?
I think I'm taller.
[Repeatedly] They graffiti and we clean it off. What is that about?
[Answers phone] Ooh, hello?
[sings] Raff in the jungle, innit in the jungle! Raff in the jungle, innit in the jungle! Raff...
You're fuckin' lying! [Laughs]
Do I look like I'm some kind of fuckin' knob? Do I?
It's not easy, being you, is it?
What do you mean?
I mean, how do you get along with the others? It must be hard. You're not like them. You're more... mature.
[Sweeping floor with bifurcated sweepers with Nathan] Why has he been in there longer than the rest of us?
He's obviously making more progress. He's such a little arse-kisser.
So have you thought about what you want to do when this is over?
I don't know.
Would you like to go to college or get a j...? [Nathan gibbers at office window using sweeper to allude to cunilingus with tongue motions] He's such a twat. Sorry, that was really unprofessional.
He is a twat.
So, what do you like doing? Come on, there must be something.
I like making videos, editing them together and that.
Really? Well, I have a friend who runs an editing suite. I could ask him about some work experience for you, if that's what you're interested in.
Yeah.
There's no need to look so shocked. I'm not that bad, am I?
No.
I should do some work. [Simon walks to door] Thank you.
For what?
It's nice there's someone I can actually have a conversation with.
Thanks.
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