Scenes with Stitch 122
[Mertle Edmonds and the other hula girls exit the salon; Lilo hides the box Clip is in by sitting on it]
Hey, Weirdlo! I didn't know you got your hair cut here!
Of course you don't. They never even let you in the door with that mess.
You would! Maybe you should try this. [hands Lilo a bottle of hair conditioner] You'll need it more than I do.
Wow! For me? "Hair Conditioner: For Taming Wild Unruly Hair?!" Hey!
Don't be jealous. Not everyone can have perfect hair like me, especially not you.
YTYuki, Teresa, and Elena
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
[the girls laugh as they leave]
Mertle needs to be punished.
StitchYeah! Ih!
[Lilo and Stitch sneak into Mertle's backyard dressed as cat burglars]
[imitates radio static] Black Cat to Mutant Dog. Black Cat to Mutant Dog. Come in, Mutant Dog. Stitch! That's you!
Stitch
Oh, me?
When I say "Black Cat", you're supposed to answer "Mutant Dog". It's cat burglar code. Black Cat to...
Stitch
Mutant Dog.
[Stitch pins down Gantu and aims his own laser gun at him]
Stitch
Nala kweesta! Ha-ha!
One day, you'll fail to protect one of those experiments! And I will take it away forever!
SSStitch's Shoulder Devil
Ichiba!
SSStitch's Other Shoulder Devil
Ih! Ih! Keeba! [the both vanish]
Stitch
[chuckles sinisterly] La-dee-da-dee! [tosses Gantu's gun] Oopsie!
[After Gantu explains to Lilo how Stitch locked Mr. Stenchy in the pantry...]
[to Stitch] You mean... You did?
Stitch
[remorseful] Uh-huh.
But why? Were you jealous of Mr. Stenchy?
Stitch
Ehh. (Translation: "Yes.")
Okay, I'll forgive you for locking Mr. Stenchy in the pantry if you forgive me for letting him hog all the love. I mean, jealousy stinks, but we're still friends.
Stitch
[after a moment] [accepting] Okay.
As soon as I put on this costume, it's hello, Geckoliki, and goodbye party. Now hold still, ok? [Stitch gets under her as they dress up as the Geckoliki; spookily] Ooh! I am the Geckoliki! Surrender now or face my slimy wrath!
[Mertle and her friends scream in terror and run for it]
Stitch
[peeks through the fence hole and spots a plate of coconut cupcakes on the table] Ooh! Coconut cupcake! [bursts through the fence]
Stitch, no! [falls off of Stitch and lands in the pool]
[The girls watch from the bushes, seeing Stitch scarfing down the cupcakes, still in the Geckoliki costume]
The Geckoliki is after our blood! And frosting!
[Stitch goes into the pet shop, alone, disguised as a bunny, to see the number on the experiment pod on Mertle's bracelet as she and her friends enter while Lilo hides in the backseat of a police car to try and stay out of trouble]
Stitch
[through walkie-talkie] Experiment 606.
[opens up Jumba's computer and searches up Experiment 606; horrified] Oh, no. [on walkie-talkie] Stitch. Come in, Stitch! Experiment 606 is a black hole that will suck in the whole world!
[Lilo and Stitch are drawing ideas for the upcoming Aloha Sand-Sculpting Contest]
How are your Aloha designs coming, Stitch?
Stitch
[shows her a drawing of Mertle being zapped by a UFO] Eebah. [shows another drawing of Mertle being chased by a dinosaur] Zeebah. [shows one more drawing of Mertle being chased by the Grim Reaper] Keebah!
[chuckles] Stitch, that's mean. Moses is right. We don't know what aloha means.
[Nani arrives home while Pleakley mops the kitchen floor]
Where's Lilo? Is she here?
No, but a freshly mopped floor was here! Apparently, it just left!
[Lilo and Stitch arrive]
I'm fine! But Stitch and me need to borrow your car!
He doesn't have a license!
Stitch
[pulls out his collar and license] Chuwapa!
Sorry. We only have one working car, and I need it for work!
But there's an experiment loose!
It can find its own ride! I have to get to the rental hut. Business is way off, and old man Juan is getting grouchy.
I'll be home after work! [leaves]
Uh, little girl, is my hearing correct? One of my precious creations is running about free?
Yeah. It likes water and it has a really big butt. [opens the doggy door] JUST LIKE MY SISTER!!
Experiment that is liking water and having large posterior. Ah! That would be 520! [chuckles] I was true evilling genius that day. 520 turns any body of water into giant destructive wave!
It keeps trying to get to the ocean.
That I'd like to be seeing! Would make wave so big, whole planet will be destructed! [laughs maniacally until he notices Lilo glaring at him] Oh, it would be bad thing, yes?
Hello?! Just think of all the jellyfish! No jellyfish, no jelly, no PB&J!
[Lilo goes through a shopping list while Stitch carries the groceries]
That's it: Eggs, bread, peanut butter... Didn't we buy this stuff two days ago?
Stitch
[eats the whole grocery bag] Kinjiju ichay!
Oh, right. You ate everything.
[Stitch goes crazy after eating a whole barrel full of Kona coffee beans and chugs down water from a fire hydrant]
Looks like your weird dog needs to go to obedient school.
YTYuki, Teresa and Elena
YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!
Stitch is obedient! He just has a problem with coffee. Stitch! Shut it off!
[Stitch twists the hydrant and puts the valve back on]
[notices Mertle's new Shih-Tzu] You have a dog?
We prefer the term, "fur-person". I found her. Her name is Gigi. She's going to the National Junior Dog Show in Honolulu this weekend.
[As Stitch goes near Gigi, she yaps loudly at him]
Stitch
Hmmm...
But you wouldn't know anything about dog shows!
I know everything about dog shows!
[a chomp is heard and Lilo sees that Stitch has swallowed Gigi alive; Mertle screams]
Stitch! [pulls Gigi out of Stitch's mouth and gives her back to Mertle] Sorry. It's the coffee.
[gasps] Gigi's clauffeur! [Lilo pull's Gigi's bow out of Stitch's mouth] Found it! [puts the bow back on Gigi]
[after the gang land in Honolulu, courtesy of Pleakley's 28 credit cards]
[Stitch runs up to a view of Honolulu and laughs maniacally]
I know you always wanted to see a big city.
See big cities? 626 programmed to destroy big cities!
But he won't, because he wants to be good and help me win the dog show and show Mertle we're not riffraff! Right, Stitch?
Stitch
[reluctantly] Mmm-hmm.
[Lilo wakes up]
It's 6:30! We overslept! Stitch, wake up! [pulls out the blanket to see Stitch gone] Oh, no! He went out to destroy the city!
Ooh! I always wanted to witness that!
[they suddenly look behind them to see Stitch has actually left to grab some ice cubes]
Stitch
Egata?
Oh, I thought... Never mind.
[Lilo and Stitch get into an argument after failing to wax David's board while David was trying to teach them about Yin and Yang]
I don't know what David was talking about. I could've waxed that board without you!
Stitch
Naga tay!
Could too! Because I'm smarter!
Stitch
Hmph! Wa naga tikiday!
[Lilo and Stitch fail to capture 501 and 502]
You had him, alright! Tied up his arms like a pretzel! It was hurting him, you big bully!
Stitch
Nugishaw!
Stitch
Nugishaw!
Stitch
Nugishaw!
[Gantu falls into a 625's sandwich trap as Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, and Pleakley spy on them]
Did you hear that?! Those experiments have escaped again, thanks to you!
6625
Oh, that is so pathetic that you have to blame for your screwup! Hmph!
If we had worked together in the first place, like I said, we wouldn't be in this mess!
[Lilo and Stitch realize the error of their ways after hearing this]
The big dummy is right, Stitch.
Stitch
Ih.
Maybe if we worked together...
Never mind making up! First, be finding 501 and 502 and making certain they do not make with the touching or tapping or patting!
Why do you keep saying that?
If I'm telling once, I'm telling more than once! Lava genius experiment and water genius experiment must not touch!
Wait a minute, that's not what David said.
And what does local surfer boy know of this?!
Maybe it's what he was trying to tell us about Yin and Yang: two very different things come together to make on good thing. Like peanut butter and jelly. Or doughnuts and mustard.
Stitch
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