Stitch quotes from Lilo &amp; Stitch: The Series

No, Stitch! Wait!

Stitch

[pedals so hard that part of the trike becomes buried in sand] Spabata!

[sighs] Alright. You can go, but house rules apply.

I know: take Jumba and Pleakley and be home for dinner! Thanks! And good luck with your bit torch-lighting gig!

And good luck fighting evil! What am I saying?

S1 E11 Splodyhead (Experiment 619)

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[Stitch takes his duty to find the experiment very seriously as he looks around the rocks]

Stitch

Maka maka! Egata!

What's your hurry?

Stitch

Meega kweesta Gantu!

We're not after Big, Tall, and Ugly. Let's just concentrate on getting the pod before he does, okay?

S1 E11 Splodyhead (Experiment 619)

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Stitch... Do you remember what day it is?

Stitch

[snores] Naga.

It's the best day of the year: my birthday! [shakes Stitch's bed, waking up Stitch]

Stitch

[groans] Bata ichi!

[pulls Stitch's blanket away] Wake up, sleepyhead!

Stitch

Chubata! [grabs the blanket with his toes, tripping Lilo]

Fine! But you'll miss the balloons, and the mariachi band, and cake... coconut cake!

[the mention of coconut cake wakes up Stitch, who excitingly chews on his pillow]

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[Lilo, Stitch, and Gantu had their memories erased by Experiment 303]

What am I doing here? And who are you guys?

I'm... uh... I'm not quite sure who I am, frankly.

And who are you?

Stitch

Trumba! Meega enesta chi?

He's even more confused than us. He's speaking a different language.

[chuckles] It's okay, little fella. No... [Stitch bites his finger] OW!

Watch out! It's a monster! [ducks under a table]

Stitch

MEEGA NALA KWEESTA!!! [grabs a palm tree and pounds Gantu with it and then runs off to wreak havoc]

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[Jumba and Pleakley see that Lilo, Stitch, and Gantu have lost their memories]

Uh-oh! Is Experiment 303.

Oh, Experiment 303. Well, now it all makes sense. [angrily turns to Jumba] You think I know all 626 of all your evil monsters by number?! What does it do for Earth's sake?!

Is designed to wipe out memories.

You made a monster that gives people amnesia?!

Guess. I can see it was success.

LMLilo/Martha

Go back a second. Did you say I'm Lilo?

Of course.

Stitch

Neesa amina?

You are 626, also called Stitch. You catch my experiments like Experiment 303, and find one true place where they belong.

LMLilo/Martha

[points to Gantu/Lenny] And he helps us?

Uh, no. He is evil yet incompetent experiment hunter. He is hated by pretty much everyone.

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[Lilo says the password that restores their memories, which is "ohana"]

Stitch?

Stitch

Lilo!

We're back!

So am I! To reclaim the abomination that was mine all along!

What happened to... [imitates Gantu] "I don't want my old life of evil back"?

I didn't know what I was missing.

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[Lilo and Stitch return home after losing Amnesio to Gantu]

We lost our memories, we lost an experiment to Gantu, and no one remembered my birthday.

Stitch

Oh... [gets an idea] Etaba! [climbs a palm tree and gnaws it into a giant tiki totem pole] Happy Birthday!

Ah, you didn't have to make me a present. I remember my ohana. That's the greatest gift of all. Even if they forget my birthday.

[Lilo and Stitch enter the house and lights go on]

NDNani, David, Jumba, Pleakley, and Cobra Bubbles

SURPRISE!

Stitch

COCONUT CAKE! [grabs Lilo's cake and eats in 5 seconds flat, but leaves one slice for Lilo]

I thought you all forgot.

Lilo, how could I ever forget your birthday? Remember what ohana means?

Nobody gets left behind.

SJStitch, Jumba, Pleakley, David, and Cobra Bubbles

Or forgotten.

Oh, yeah! I forgot that part.

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[Pleakley is practicing a juggling routine for Look At This!]

Let's see. Maracas, bowling ball, precious family heirloom, that's good, and here we go! [begins juggling with the maracas, the bowling ball, and a priceless lamp] Yes! Yes!

[the bowling ball lands on Pleakley's foot and the maracas hit him on the head; Stitch grabs the lamp before it could break]

Stitch

Phew!

Why are smashing your feet?

Haven't you heard? Look At This! is coming to Kauai! I intend to demonstrate the mastery of Earth-style juggling. [moves the bowling ball off his foot]

Not you too! You sound just like Mertle. She thinks Look At This! is all that!

Well, Mertle sounds like a small Earth female with exquisite taste! [Stitch begins playing with his maraca] Unhand my maraca, you monster! Figure out your own audition!

Don't worry. I'd feed myself to the sharks before I let Stitch go on that show.

Just the same! The juggling routine is mine!

S1 E13 Swirly (Experiment 383)

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[Lilo has been hypnotized by Swirly to be like Mertle, who happens to love Look at This! while Stitch is also hypnotized by him to love the show]

Okay, first the left hip, and.... [notices Lilo, who has the same hairstyle and glasses as her] AHH! What are you doing here, Lilo?!

I'm not going to let you ruin our big TV debut with your boring old dance moves, Mer-Tle!

Yuki

Huh?

Teresa

What?

Elena

Who are you?

Stitch

[dashes to the TV with a pillow and popcorn] Eeka toola!

I thought you hated Look At This!

As if! You gotta love it!

S1 E13 Swirly (Experiment 383)

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[Lilo looks at Jumba's computer to identify the new experiment she and Stitch just caught]

No. No. Cool, but no. I got it! It's...

Experiment 032.

Yeah. I knew which experiment it was all along.

[032 beeps loudly and his forehead lights up]

[chuckles] 032 says you are telling fib.

How does he know?

Is lie detector experiment. The more you lie, the more he beeps. Forces people to tell truth, resulting in complete chaos. Is genius, no? [chuckles]

How can the truth cause chaos?

[picks up a t-shirt] Ah, society is like cloth, and lies are the thread which are holding it together. [pulls a thread on the t-shirt, causing it to fall apart] Pull thread, civilization unravels. [chuckles] Humans cannot survive telling truth all the time.

I'm gonna name you Fibber. Until we find a new home for you, you can stay with me in my house.

[off-screen] Lilo! Did you clean up your room?

Yes.

[Fibber beeps loudly, exposing her that she's lying]

Stitch

[laughs] Ajibba!

Stitch's bed. [Stitch stops laughing] That's where you'll stay. He's the one that caught you anyway. [Stitch growls in frustration] And keep him out of the way. We don't want the t-shirt of civilization to come apart.

S1 E14 Fibber (Experiment 032)

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[Stitch, angered that he's not allowed to go to the festival, sees Mertle and pounces on her]

What's the matter? Upset that your friend dumped you?

Stitch

[releases Mertle] Amagata!

Face it. You know she'd trade up someday.

Stitch

Kachuga naga!

S1 E15 Tank (Experiment 586)

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[Since Lilo is too busy with the girls, Stitch reluctantly takes Mertle to find Experiment 586, who has grown huge due to all the metal it has eaten]

We're not here because of that thing, are we?

Stitch

Ih!

I don't like this anymore. Take me home!

[Stitch leaps out of the buggy]