[Lilo kicks Keoni out of the house after she finds out he really has a crush on Pleakley in his female disguise]
It's a world gone mad!
Lilo, it's called camouflage. He's supposed to think I'm an attractive Earth woman.
[chuckles] Someone found Pleakley attractive?
Not someone! KEONI!!! Poor guy must have ear bugs eating his brain.
Hmm, I fear it could be possibly something far in the way worse. Here, look your eyeballs on this. Is Experiment 323. It must have been activated, and is loose on island. One peck from its beak causes victim to fall head over feet in love with the very next person they see! [laughs maniacally but then falls off his chair] Lovesickness is very destructive. Can bring entire societies crashing to standstill.
Oh! So, Keoni just got pecked by your Hunkahunka Bird of Love experiment.
He is only thing could explain sensible tweenage boy having crush on one-eyed noodle like Pleakley.
Oh, and I suppose he couldn't have just fallen for my brilliant Earth female disguise.
I don't think so.
Impossible!
Naga.
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