Every year, Nani hides our Christmas presents. It's my job as a little sister to find them. It's another Hawaiian Christmas tradition. [Lilo opens a chest to find the presents] She's so predictable. This is where she hid them last year.
No! [takes the present] You can't open it! You never a open presents before Christmas! That's the rule. But... you can shake them to figure out what they are. [shakes the present] Maybe it's the shrunken head I keep asking for. I tried making my own, but Mertle wouldn't hold still.
Christmas isn't just about getting presents! [Stitch puts the presents back] It's okay to like the presents. Just don't act like you like them. That's what I do.
[they suddenly hear Jumba and Pleakley singing Jingle Bells off-key]
On the first day of Christmas, I just made for me.... a saaaaaaaaaandwich[Gantu gets caught in a decoration] Hey, flounder face! We've you been? Grab a holiday hoagie and enjoy the party!
You can waste your time with this ridiculous Earth custom if you want, but for once, I have the upper hand. Hämsterviel's been on the rampage lately, but this should please him. [pulls out an experiment pod] I've obtained a dormant experiment pod.
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Now just ho-ho-hold on a minute there, tuna toes! You're not just gonna transport the pod to Hämsterviel, are ya? It's Christmas! Everybody's giving each other gifts.
[Stitch has seen the experiment pod 025 being wrapped in a present and mailed into a truck; Stitch goes from door to door taking gifts to see which one of them contains the pod]
Stitch! What are we gonna do with you? You've torn up half the town, stolen presents, made little kids cry. It's like your the spirit of Christmas ruin.
Don't! There's something wrong with Stitch. He needs our help. I know a secret way in.
[Lilo and Jumba go through the secret entrance to the attic just as Stitch peaks through the main entrance; Jumba grabs Stitch and an unseen fight occurs]
[after Lilo and Jumba learns Stitch's true intention for taking the presents, Gantu comes in, disguised as Santa Clause, and tears through the house while giving no attention to Pleakley, who is trying to be a Christmas tree]
You?! A proto Earth form? Don't be ridiculous! Why would I-- [the girl gives him a sad look] No! That's not fair! Stop looking at me like that! Seize using your ocular orbs against sympathy! [sighs] This is an infectious holiday you have on this planet. Perhaps this is a present we could all enjoy. I can always find something else to send to Hämsterviel. [gives the present to the little girl]
[Lilo activates 025, now named Topper and places it on top of a Christmas tree as its one true place; not too far from Earth, some aliens notice Topper's flashing]
A1Alien 1
Hey, who turned on the signal beacon?
A2Alien 2
Who cares? They got fruitcake down there! Come on, guys!
[the aliens cheer as they come towards Earth to join the festivities]
