Scenes with Lilo 229
[Lilo and Stitch go to the fair carrying Sprout on a wagon]
ZMZack Makeli
Howdy, stranger. [Stitch glares at him angrily] I hear you're the only bullrider in this here competition. [Stitch nods] You see this? I got five of'em. One for each time I won the rodeo. And I don't expect to lose the sixth time... to a stranger.
LiloHelp me get Sprout in place, then you can kick that cowboy's rear in the rodeo.
ZMZack Makeli
[laughs] Hey, son! A real cowboy don't get told what to do by a little girl!
[Stitch grumbles angrily as he takes Sprout to the orchid competition]
[Lilo and Stitch retreats to the old water tower after Sprout lands on the ground and grows into a giant plant monster]
Lilo
All my fault. Jumba locked the experiment in the drawer because he knew it was dangerous, and I took it anyways just so I could beat Mertle. I messed up everything.
Lilo
You could at least pretend that I didn't mess up so bad, just to make me feel better.
Lilo
Ugh! Fine!
[Stitch manages to pull Sprout from the ground and puts him in the water tower, where he's now in his one true place]
Lilo
I don't know if it's his one true place, but that's the only place I think Sprout could go.
OJOrchid Judge 1
Would you look at that?!
OJOrchid Judge 2
Wasn't that one of the entries in the orchid category.
OJOrchid Judge 3
Why, yes! Yes, it was! I think we've found our blue ribbon! [hands the blue ribbon to Lilo] Here you go, dear.
ZMZack Makeli
Y'know, if hadn't been for that overgrown dandelion, you'd have beat in the rodeo.
ZMZack Makeli
No, no, sir. You would've. I gotta admit it, 'cause a real cowboy either wins fair and square, or he loses fair and square, partner. [hands Stitch the rodeo belt]
Lilo
[remembers the fact that she cheated and gives the ribbon to Mertle] Here.
Lilo
No. You won it fair and square, and I didn't. My Pully Cove is yours for a whole week.
Lilo
Yeah.
Hey! We can go to my Pully Cove without the weirdo for a whole week! [she and the girls cheer and leave]
Lilo
A real cowboy knows how to lose, fair and square.
Lilo! Oh, Lilo, are you okay?
Lilo
I'm okay. Am I grounded?
Lilo
I guess a month would be fair.
[shocked and upset that his pineapple was destroyed by Sprout] My beautiful Pinormous! Innocence! Lost!
If we start planting for next year, I bet we could grow orchids that would kick Mertle's orcids' butt!
Lilo
Wow! I didn't even know orchids have butts.
[Stitch waits for Lilo outside her hula class]
Last rehearsal is tomorrow morning. Everybody practice tonight.
I don't need to practice. My hula story is already perfect. I call it "A Day in the Life of Mertle Edmonds." I thought it would be nice to share what it's like to be me. What's yours about this year, Weirdlo? Zombies again? [she and the other girls laugh; Stitch growls angrily at Mertle, but Lilo calms him down]
Lilo
Not zombies, mummies! Big difference. But no, I have created an all new hula dance.
Let me guess: It's about something gross?
Lilo
It's about a squid!
Mmm-hmm. Gross! We'll be sure to miss it.
YTYuki, Teresa and Elena
YYEEEEEAAAAAAHH!!
[as the hula girls laugh; Lilo and Stitch storm back home]
Lilo
I'm gonna practice, alright. Until I'm better than perfect.
[Stitch gets ready for the grand finale before he leaves Kauai until Lilo comes in backstage]
Lilo
Stitch? Is that you?
Lilo? [suddenly remembers how she treated him and pouts]
Lilo
I know you're mad at me, 'cause I was too busy with my show to pay attention to you. You aren't really going to Vegas, are you? You'll never see your ohana again.
Circus means family, and family means "Stitch does not get left behind"!
Lilo
I never meant to leave you behind.
[Lilo and Stitch have defeated Gantu with help from Elastico and the circus group]
[picks up Lilo's broken seashell necklace] Uh, isa brokuba.
Lilo
It's okay. I can always make another one.
Lilo
I should never have ignored you because of my dumb old hula dance. Being there for you and helping you find your cousins is so much more important.
Well, Indestructerado, we must leave for Las Vegas. It is time to say your goodbyes.
Unless you have reconsidered joining our family.
Ah, yes. You signed the contract. [produces the contract from his hand] This contract was written in the name of Indestructerado, but you signed the name... Stitch. Oh, this contract is numb and void! [the contract disappears] Que payna! Go, be with your real family. [he and Elastico hug Stitch]
Goodbye. [he and Lilo leaves]
WWolfman
We'll never forget you, Indestructerado.
[Lilo gives her presentation on her idea to improve the hula school; Stitch pantomimes while she does this]
Lilo
Ahem. Aliens are not folktales. They are real! And they can be deadly. Aliens are very sneaky. They can be 20 feet tall and look like a whale. [Stitch bends his ears to look like Gantu] Or they can disguise themselves as your very own uncle. [Stitch imitates Jumba's laugh] Or your very own aunt. [Stitch waves his arms wildly like Pleakley] They shoot laser beams and they can even rampage through a city. [Stitch rampages through a city made of fruit] Destroying everything in sight. They can strike anywhere at anytime. Including.... HERE!!
Lilo
The Kia Luhale is a happy place. [Stitch holds up Scrump] But only because we are blissfully ignorant of the alien scourge that threatens to enslave all of humanity. [Stitch throws Scrump on the ground and chews on her] Ending us to its twisting will, and making us eat limes!
Lilo! What is your idea to improve Kia Luhale?
Lilo
I think we need to install an alien invasion alarm, for the good of all humankind.
Lilo
Oh, and any friendly aliens who may or may not be living here disguised as my dog. [she and Stitch take a bow]
[Stitch was knocked into a big bookshelf after being hit by 613's sonic blasts]
Lilo
Let's go, Stitch! They're getting away! [Stitch is deaf from the blast and can't hear Lilo] What's wrong, Stitch?
Lilo
[loudly] CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
Lilo
His hearing's broken!
[Jumba inspects Stitch's ears]
This is work of Experiment 613. Was first attempt to wreak havoc with high-decibel sonic disturbance, resonate compression, and osculating vibrational distortion. Simple to say, he makes loud noises.
Lilo
Gotcha.
Sonic blast can shatter windows, flatten buildings, and cause acute loss of hearing.
[puts a conch shell in Stitch's ear] ACUTE LOSS OF HEARING!!
Lilo
Jumba, there's nothing cute about hearing loss.
Is correct. Fortunately, in 626's case, is only temporary.
Lilo
Good! We can catch 613 and still be home in time to write that letter to the mayor before dinner. Come on, Stitch.
No, no, no! 626's super hearing makes him super sensitive to super sonic attack. He cannot be going.
Lilo
Can't you make him something like those earmuffs Gantu was wearing?
Of course! Can have ready by next Tuesday.
Lilo
Tuesday?!
Monday is federal holiday.
[Gantu captures Stitch and agrees to set him free in exchange for Yaarp; Lilo meets Gantu in the natural history museum]
Lilo
Big dummy. [opens up the cage, releasing Yaarp]
[puts on his earmuffs] Foolish Earth forms! Why haven't you soundproofed him?!
Lilo
Because we're plotting to rescue Stitch.
Lilo
'CAUSE WE'VE TRAINED HIM TO OBEY HIS MASTER!
Ah, well, I suppose that will save Hämsterviel the trouble. Now hand him over.
Lilo
Hold it! Where's Stitch?
[Gantu pulls Stitch from his armpit]
[coughs] Spubata! Ranka patookie!
Lilo
Okay...
[Yaarp comes to Gantu; Gantu kicks Stitch toward Lilo]
See how easy this can be? Aloyha, losers!
[Lilo winks to Stitch and whistles; Yaarp lets out a large sonic blast, startling Gantu]
[thanks to Yaarp's sonic blast, the museum's security surround Gantu, but Gantu escapes]
MMayor
Did you get a good look at him Nicolé?
NNicolé
Yes, sir. He looked like... a whale, sir. I'm afraid he got away.
MMayor
Huh. My city is being bullied by a rampaging whale?
Lilo
Excuse me. Did you say your city?
MMayor
Yes, I did. Mayor Anolo. Who are you?
NNicolé
She's the one that tripped the alarm.
Lilo
My name's Lilo, and I didn't trip the alarm. It was my pet large-horned wild pig.
MMayor
Your pig tripped the alarm.
Lilo
No! He is the alarm.
MMayor
That's a pretty big voice for such a little fella.
[Yaarp lets out a happy honk]
MMayor
Well, thanks for your help, Lilo.
[Stitch uncrumples Lilo's letter to the Mayor and gives to her]
Lilo
Mr. Mayor!
Lilo
I thought you should know that the "whale" isn't really a whale.
Lilo
Nope. Actually, he's a space alien.
MMayor
Well, thank goodness. I'd have a hard time explaining a rampaging whale to the city counsel.
Lilo
It's occurred to me that some of the city's most important buildings might benefit from having alien invasion alarms installed.
MMayor
[laughs] An alien invasion alarm system? Well, that's the most ridi--
Are you the mayor of this city?
MMayor
That's right. What can I do for you?
We just wanted you to know that you ruined our honeymoon!
Your city is crawling with weird creatures! [shows the mayor pictures of Yaarp, Gantu, and Pleakley]
We're leaving for the mainland immediately, and we are never coming back! Good day!
Lilo
In the interest of continued tourism, you might like to read this. [hands the mayor her letter]
[Lilo, Stitch and the hula girls are visiting the planetarium]
We're up so high, I bet we're in space already.
Lilo
This is almost as cool as the real outer space.
Stop saying you've been to outer space, Lilo.
Real astronauts have spacesuits. You don't got a spacesuit.
YTYuki, Teresa, and Elena
YYEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!
The only place you've been is Planet Weirdo!
Lilo
But it's true! Me and Stitch-- [realizes Stitch is gone] Stitch? [Stitch is swinging on a planet model] Stitch!
[Lilo and Stitch learn from eavesdropping on Cobra Bubbles that an asteroid is going to smash into Earth; Lilo sends flyers to everyone to evacuate via Jumba's ship while Stitch informs his cousins; unfortunately, none of humans believe them and don't come]
Lilo
They're probably all just having trouble parking.
Lilo
[looks up in the night sky] I hope our new planet has this many stars, and I hope it has a beach with perfect waves, and friends, and shave ice, and fish that eat peanut butter sandwiches. [sighs] Sure would be better if we could just stay home. They're not coming, are they.
Lilo
Well, at least your cousins showed. How many are in there?
[counts the experiments on the ship] Kicha!
Lilo
Only six? No one believes us.
[Stitch gets an idea to get Digger and Richter to go on the asteroid and destroy it, saving Earth]
Lilo
So crazy that it might actually work, right?
Lilo, what's going on here?
Lilo
I told you. There's an asteroid heading towards Earth. We were going to evacuate everyone, but I think we'll go on a secret mission to destroy the asteroid instead.
Lilo, there hasn't been anything on the news about this. Anyone who'd believe you would have to be completely lolo!
Yo, dudes! Hey, sorry I'm late. Just stopped for a pepperoni slice. [walks into Jumba's ship]
Lilo
See? It's true! Ask Cobra Bubbles. He knows!
Okay! I'll call him. Nobody makes one single move until I get back! [leaves]
Lilo
Let's go.
[Lilo, Stitch, and Jumba run into the ship]
[as Jumba's ship heads towards the asteroid, Stitch's cousins begin to cause havoc; Sparky zaps Hammerface in the rear end, Digger digs into his seat, Kixx kicks the back of Spooky's seat, and Spooky retaliates by frightening him with a scary face]
Lilo
They seem a little restless.
You said there'd be peanuts!
Lilo
They need peanuts, and sodas, and swizzle sticks.
Uh-uh! I'm not going anywhere near those little monsters! You go!
Lilo
But I'm too little to fit into the stewardess outfit.
[scene changes to Pleakley in the stewardess outfit pushing a cart of consessions]
Soda! Peanuts! [Kixx reaches his hand to grab a soda, but Pleakley slaps him] Don't be grabby! There's enough for everyone!
[Kixx, impatient, spins wildy, knocking Pleakley out, and he grabs a bag of peanuts]
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