[Pleakley approaches a group of surfers while dressed as a Spanish flamenco dancer]
Hi, boys. Could one of you help with some sunblock? [the surfers stare at him] That is a completely believable request from a beautiful Earth woman, right?
SSurfer
Um... I guess so.
Good. Let me get out my lotion. [as he looks in his bag, his wig falls off]
SSurfer
No! I mean, on second thought, we gotta go catch some choice waves. Now! Seeya! [he and the other surfer dash away]
Wait! Come back here! I'm beautiful! [sighs]
[Stitch gets an idea to get Digger and Richter to go on the asteroid and destroy it, saving Earth]
So crazy that it might actually work, right?
Lilo, what's going on here?
I told you. There's an asteroid heading towards Earth. We were going to evacuate everyone, but I think we'll go on a secret mission to destroy the asteroid instead.
Lilo, there hasn't been anything on the news about this. Anyone who'd believe you would have to be completely lolo!
SSurfer
Yo, dudes! Hey, sorry I'm late. Just stopped for a pepperoni slice. [walks into Jumba's ship]
See? It's true! Ask Cobra Bubbles. He knows!
Okay! I'll call him. Nobody makes one single move until I get back! [leaves]
[Lilo, Stitch, and Jumba run into the ship]
[as Jumba's ship heads towards the asteroid, Stitch's cousins begin to cause havoc; Sparky zaps Hammerface in the rear end, Digger digs into his seat, Kixx kicks the back of Spooky's seat, and Spooky retaliates by frightening him with a scary face]
They seem a little restless.
SSurfer
You said there'd be peanuts!
They need peanuts, and sodas, and swizzle sticks.
Uh-uh! I'm not going anywhere near those little monsters! You go!
But I'm too little to fit into the stewardess outfit.
[scene changes to Pleakley in the stewardess outfit pushing a cart of consessions]
Soda! Peanuts! [Kixx reaches his hand to grab a soda, but Pleakley slaps him] Don't be grabby! There's enough for everyone!
[Kixx, impatient, spins wildy, knocking Pleakley out, and he grabs a bag of peanuts]
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