Ringmaster quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series ... TV Quotes Database

[after Lilo scolds Stitch for distracting her during practice, Stitch sneaks into the circus to get a closer look at his cousin Elastico; the ringmaster admires Stitch's agility and indestructibility while trying to capture Elastico and pulls Stitch into the center ring]

Ringmaster

Ladies and gentlemen, let us hear it for our surprise circus guest: the Marvelous, the Magnificent, ehh....

Stitch

Uh, Stitch?

Ringmaster

Oh, no, no, no! This will never do! You need a name which more accurately reflects your indestructible resplendency. Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Incredible Indestructerado!

Stitch

Wow! [takes a bow]

S1 E17 Elastico (Experiment 345)

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[after Gantu captures Elastico, the circus ringmaster decides to use Stitch as his replacement]

Ringmaster

Amigos, I like to present to you our newest sensation: The Incredible Indestructerado!

Stitch

H-h-hiiiii.

TTTiger Tamer

He is no Elastico!

[a tiger roars at Stitch, but Stitch frightens it with a louder roar]

WWolfman

He looks so weird.

RCRussian Contortionist

Da, Wolfman! He is very odd-looking creature. He fits right in, no?

[Gus the Clown honks his horn a few times]

AAcrobat

That's Gus talk for "Welcome to our family, Indestructerado."

[Stitch smiles happily]

S1 E17 Elastico (Experiment 345)

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[Lilo and Stitch have defeated Gantu with help from Elastico and the circus group]

Stitch

[picks up Lilo's broken seashell necklace] Uh, isa brokuba.

Lilo

It's okay. I can always make another one.

Stitch

Yeah?

Lilo

I should never have ignored you because of my dumb old hula dance. Being there for you and helping you find your cousins is so much more important.

Ringmaster

Well, Indestructerado, we must leave for Las Vegas. It is time to say your goodbyes.

Stitch

Ah, oh, um...

Ringmaster

Unless you have reconsidered joining our family.

Stitch

But... contract.

Ringmaster

Ah, yes. You signed the contract. [produces the contract from his hand] This contract was written in the name of Indestructerado, but you signed the name... Stitch. Oh, this contract is numb and void! [the contract disappears] Que payna! Go, be with your real family. [he and Elastico hug Stitch]

Stitch

Goodbye. [he and Lilo leaves]

WWolfman

We'll never forget you, Indestructerado.

S1 E17 Elastico (Experiment 345)

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