Mary quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

Pleakley

Trigger to fire. Backup for safety. [a flash of light startles him] WHOOOAAAAH!!! [blindly sucks up a couple's clothes]

Can we please have our clothes back?

Mary

We're on our honeymoon.

Pleakley

Oh. Congratulations! [shoots the clothes back to the couple]

Did you get a good look at him Nicolé?

Yes, sir. He looked like... a whale, sir. I'm afraid he got away.

Huh. My city is being bullied by a rampaging whale?

Lilo

Excuse me. Did you say your city?

Yes, I did. Mayor Anolo. Who are you?

She's the one that tripped the alarm.

Lilo

My name's Lilo, and I didn't trip the alarm. It was my pet large-horned wild pig.

Your pig tripped the alarm.

Lilo

No! He is the alarm.

That's a pretty big voice for such a little fella.

Well, thanks for your help, Lilo.

Stitch

Small person, big voice.

Lilo

Mr. Mayor!

Yes?

Lilo

I thought you should know that the "whale" isn't really a whale.

It's not?

Lilo

Nope. Actually, he's a space alien.

Well, thank goodness. I'd have a hard time explaining a rampaging whale to the city counsel.

Lilo

It's occurred to me that some of the city's most important buildings might benefit from having alien invasion alarms installed.

[laughs] An alien invasion alarm system? Well, that's the most ridi--

Mary

Are you the mayor of this city?

That's right. What can I do for you?

Mary

We just wanted you to know that you ruined our honeymoon!

Your city is crawling with weird creatures! [shows the mayor pictures of Yaarp, Gantu, and Pleakley]

Mary

We're leaving for the mainland immediately, and we are never coming back! Good day!

Lilo

In the interest of continued tourism, you might like to read this. [hands the mayor her letter]

What do you mean, my mangoes aren't fresh?!

What do you mean, my shave ice isn't fresh?!

Mary

What do you mean, getting fresh with me?!

But dear, it's our honeymoon!