Scenes with Lilo 229
[Lilo learns that the asteroid is home to a small crabby alien]
LiloWe can't blow up this asteroid!
Excusing me?! But is your idea!
Lilo
This is that crabby guy's home, and he loves it. Just like we love the Earth. We can't destroy it.
Can't destroy Earth, can't destroy asteroid... Wait... HA! I am more genius! I am having a theory. If Jumba designed hyperdrive to move ship millions of miles to Kweltiquan, it can perhaps move asteroid off course with Earth.
Lilo
You mean, we can save Earth and the asteroid? [Jumba winks at her] Way to go, Jumba! You're hardly evil at all!
But... if we put the hyperdrive on the asteroid, we won't be able to cross the vast distances involved in interstellar travel. You and I might never be able to return to our home planets!
We have home planet, with little girl, and bigger girl, on Earth.
Okay, you got me... you big jerk!
[after the gang succeed in moving the asteroid off course by inserting the hyperdrive in it, they return home]
I speak not only for myself, but for everyone on Earth when I say thank you for saving our collective posterior.
Lilo
So... Where's the plaque? The commendation from the president? The key to the Earth?
The government prefers to take the stance that the threat of annihilation never actually existed. But I did manage to swing this. [hands Lilo a document]
Lilo
"This document officially states that Lilo and Stitch are honorary agents in the Earth Defense Agency, Under 12 and Illegal Experiment division." Cool! I bet not even Elvis got one of these.
[the clock strikes noon at the Birds of Paradise hotel; Melty knocks Lilo into a mud puddle and Stitch chases after him; Keoni notices Lilo]
Lilo
No, I'm okay. I... I meant to do that! 'Cause... I'm practicing for a hula... about a mud monster. [nervously dances]
Okay, see you later. [leaves]
Lilo
[to herself] "I'm practicing for a hula about a mud monster"?! What a loser!
[Lilo and Stitch return home with Melty]
Lilo
I'm gonna change my identity and move out of town. What do you think of the name Tiffany? With an I.
Lilo
Or I could just go back in time and take a do-over.
Oh, no, young lady! No time time travel until you clean your room!
Lilo
Uh, I was kidding.
Uh, I was afraid you were gonna drag out that old time machine Jumba was working on.
Lilo
Jumba made a time machine?
[realizes his mistake] Did I say time machine? [chuckles nervously] No, I meant rhyme machine. Helps you best a funky rhyme! [raps] My name is Pleakley, and I'm all about style! From my dresses, to my curtains, to my bathroom tile!
[Lilo and Stitch use Jumba's time-traveling surfboard to back to the time when Lilo fell in the mud to do it over; Stitch captures Melty again, but not before Melty destroys the hotel, causing Nani to lose her job]
Lilo
We're gonna fix this, and this time, we're gonna have a plan so we can get it right. [gestures to a blue shoe Monopoly piece] This is you... [puts down a red car piece] and this is me.
Lilo
Fine. [swaps the car and the shoe] You be the car.
[plays with the car] Vroom, vroom!
Lilo
Stitch, pay attention! We have to get it all perfect this time!
Humph! [puts the car back]
Lilo
Now, this is you, this is me... [puts down an orange game piece] and this is the experiment. If the experiment goes inside the hotel again, you don't follow it into the lobby. Instead, you go over the roof, like you did the first time, got it?
Lilo
Meanwhile, I'll make lady conversation with Keoni.
Lilo
Since we're going back anyways, I figure I could do it even better this time.
[after many failed attempts to do it over, Lilo and Stitch decide to travel 5 minutes earlier than usual; however, they find themselves at the front of a prison camp]
Lilo
[notices the time machine labeled "future"] Uh-oh. You turned the dial the wrong way. Instead of going backward, you went forward. Way forward. We better go back to 12:00.
FJFuture Jumba
[wearing tattered clothing and eyepatches] Experiment 626, you're alive?!
Eh?! [pull the switch and goes back in time with Lilo]
FJFuture Jumba
Hmm. Was that my time-surfing board?
Lilo
Okay, so we go back one more time, and...
[points to the time machine] Time machine!
[The time machine melts]
Lilo
Okay, so we melted the time machine, our house is gone, and Gantu took the experiment. But at least Nani kept her job.
[offscreen] Lilo! I just lost my job. [realizes the house has melted] What happened to the house?!
[after the time machine was destroyed by Melty, Future Jumba appears with another]
FJFuture Jumba
Little girl, 626, I have arrived to saving your behinds!
Lilo
You brought us a new time machine!
FJFuture Jumba
It has taken decades for to realize what happened here so long ago. From the day I showed you my time-surfer, fabric of time was broken. House was melted, our little family broken beyond compare, I lost two of my eyesights, and yech! Don't even ask what happened to Pleakley! It was not until I saw you surfing through time that I was having two and two!
Lilo
I'm sorry I ruined the future.
FJFuture Jumba
Little girl, you can fix everything, but only one way: You must go back to beginning and relive it exactly as it originally happened.
Lilo
You mean, I'll have to humiliate myself in front of Keoni?
FJFuture Jumba
A broken time strand can only be repaired when relived exactly. But more important, is accepting of your mistake. If you are dwelling in past, you cannot be living in present, and will lose sight of future. Now, get going before something melts this machine, too! [laughs] Go, go!
Lilo
Thanks, Jumba! [she and Stitch go back in time]
FJFuture Jumba
Good luck, little girl!
[Present Jumba appears]
What are you doing here?!
FJFuture Jumba
I have come to give you warning: Whatever you do, do not build robot wife! Too easy for them to hack into bank account!
[Stitch does a magic show that does not exactly go as planned]
Lilo
[whispers to Jumba] You can't tell them how bad they are. It might hurt their self-esteem.
Aside from the last trick which does need polishing, and the rest of the tricks that need to be completely overhauled, what do you think?
Lilo
Amazing! Absolutely, completely amazing!
Good! 'Cause we have our first gig at Mertle's half birthday tomorrow!
Lilo
She's so spoiled she gets two a year.
And we wouldn't want to fail there! In front of all your friends. [Lilo is shocked and embarrassed by the comment] Imagine how embarrassing that'd be!
[Lilo realizes that she accidentally grabbed an invisible Houdini while Gantu ran off with an invisible Stitch]
Lookie here. I promised Mertle's Aunt Stacy the Stupendous Stitch would make a lighthouse disappear! And by golly, she's going to get the Stupendous Stitch MAKING A LIGHTHOUSE DISAPPEAR!
[Houdini, frightened by Pleakley disappears and runs off]
Lilo
You spooked him! Houdini, wait! Great. No Stitch, no Houdini, and national TV waiting! Could it get any worse?!
And don't forget, not-so-friendly friend Mertle is waiting to ridicule you. [laughs]
Lilo
Right. Thanks for reminding me.
[Gantu runs off with what appears to be an invisible Houdini]
Lilo
Stitch! I can't believe you just gave him... [Houdini turns visible again] Houdini?! You gave him the empty container. That's quite a magic trick, Mr. Stupendous.
[Keoni is waxing a sailboat as Lilo and Stitch arrive]
Lilo
Hey, Keoni!
Hey, Lilo. Thanks for coming out. You bring the stopwatch?
Lilo
Yep. You think you're gonna qualify for the boat race?
Trying to. If I don't practice I don't have a chance. First prize is a new outrigger. I'll signal you when I'm past the break.
Lilo
[to Stitch] And if I help him win, I bet there'll be a free boat ride included for me. [pulls out a peanut butter sandwich from her bag] You set up the chairs, I'm gonna go feed Pudge. I'll be right back.
[after the buggy was destroyed by Sinker, Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, and Pleakley hitch a ride on a cruse ship; Lilo plans to warn the captain about Sinker, but Stitch destroys the banquet hall]
TTiffany
Well, it looks like someone's been a naughty-waughty dog, haven't they?
Lilo
Busted.
TTiffany
I'm Tiffany, the cruise director. Are you just the cutest little girly-wirly? Woo, I could just eat you up!
Lilo
Please stop talking like that.
TTiffany
It's not a good idea for a cute little giddle-bumpkin like you to be wandering around unsupervised.
Lilo
We're on our way to see the captain.
TTiffany
[laughs] That is so cute! You wanna see the captain. Follow me.
[scene changes to Lilo and Stitch being stuck in the ships' kindergarten]
Lilo
I knew she was too perky to be trusted!
[Lilo, Stitch and Pleakley are having a poi balloon fight in the house; Pleakley throws a balloon close to Nani as she arrives]
[Lilo and Stitch point to Pleakley]
I was just gardening! They lured me into their evil poi balloon battle!
Look at this kitchen! Mr. Jameson's gonna think I'm a total slob!
Lilo
Mr. Jameson? As in father of Keoni Jameson?
As in the son of my potential new boss! They're both coming to brunch tomorrow!
Lilo
Keoni's coming here?! You gotta clean up this mess, Nani. [Nani glares at her angrily] Well, Stitch and I are going to the movies. Gotta hurry to catch that first show!
[Stitch pins down Nosy after he spoils the movie for him and Lilo]
Hey, ow! What gives, blue guy?!
Lilo
Stitch, leave that kid alone!
Naga kid! [pulls out Nosy's disguise] Cousin!
Lilo
Good eye.
Yo, easy, Fido! I'm an alien experiment, not a dog toy.
Lilo
We know, and we're gonna help you find the one place where you truly belong.
What are you, a greetin' card?
[Lilo unzips her bag]
Hey, what's in that bag of yours? [grabs the bag and looks through it]
Lilo
Hey!
[pulls out Lilo's diary] Oooh, a diary!
Agaba! [snatches the diary and gives it back to Lilo]
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