A character in Lilo & Stitch: The Series
Voiced by Daveigh Chase
Lilo & Stitch: The Series · 382 quotes
Most-quoted character in Lilo & Stitch: The Series: in 234 of its 382 quotes
Most scenes with: Stitch (111), Pleakley (74), Jumba (73)
[Stitch goes into the pet shop, alone, disguised as a bunny, to see the number on the experiment pod on Mertle's bracelet as she and her friends enter while Lilo hides in the backseat of a police car to try and stay out of trouble]
[through walkie-talkie] Experiment 606.
Lilo[opens up Jumba's computer and searches up Experiment 606; horrified] Oh, no. [on walkie-talkie] Stitch. Come in, Stitch! Experiment 606 is a black hole that will suck in the whole world!
[Pleakley is still doing yoga while Jumba is eating a pastrami sandwich]
Do you mind? I'm trying to become one with the universe.
And I am trying to become one with pastrami sandwich!
LiloMertle Edmonds has activated Experiment 606!
Oh, whee! I was hoping she would try!
LiloNow, it's gonna suck the whole universe to a big black hole!
You say, "black hole"?
LiloYep.
[suddenly panics] THERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM AN ASTRONOMICAL EVENT LIKE THAT!! To think, the universe is ending, and all I was worried about was eternal wisdom?! If this is my last day on Earth, I'm eating pastrami! [grabs Jumba's sandwich and eats it]
[Lilo and Stitch are drawing ideas for the upcoming Aloha Sand-Sculpting Contest]
LiloHow are your Aloha designs coming, Stitch?
[shows her a drawing of Mertle being zapped by a UFO] Eebah. [shows another drawing of Mertle being chased by a dinosaur] Zeebah. [shows one more drawing of Mertle being chased by the Grim Reaper] Keebah!
Lilo[chuckles] Stitch, that's mean. Moses is right. We don't know what aloha means.
[David and Nani take Lilo to the Birds of Paradise Pool]
Don't worry. I know how to cheer a sad Lilo.
But, David, the pool at Birds of Paradise is for hotels guests only! There are, like, ten signs!
Relax, Nani. I was here yesterday, and I figured out their system: All the hotel guests have special blue towels, and so do we.
[scene cuts to them relaxing by the pool]
See? Instant vacation!
LiloCome on, Stitch! Photo safari! [they both leave to take pictures of the tourists]
Are you sure this is okay?
Relax. Lilo and I sneak in here all the time.
You what?!
Just chill out and enjoy your... [Mr. Jameson appears] Uh, honeymoon! Sweetheart! [hugs Nani]
Hello, sir, ma'am. Are you guests here?
Uh, yeah!
And what's your room number?
257!
319!
[they both look at each other]
257!
319! Uh, 257!
Mmm-hmm. Well, we don't have a Room 319,257! And besides, today is red towel day, not blue!
[chuckles nervously as Nani glares at him] Busted.
[Nani arrives home while Pleakley mops the kitchen floor]
Where's Lilo? Is she here?
No, but a freshly mopped floor was here! Apparently, it just left!
[Lilo and Stitch arrive]
Lilo! Are you alright?
LiloI'm fine! But Stitch and me need to borrow your car!
My car? Are you lolo?!
LiloStitch could drive!
He doesn't have a license!
[pulls out his collar and license] Chuwapa!
Sorry. We only have one working car, and I need it for work!
LiloBut there's an experiment loose!
It can find its own ride! I have to get to the rental hut. Business is way off, and old man Juan is getting grouchy.
LiloBut--
I'll be home after work! [leaves]
Uh, little girl, is my hearing correct? One of my precious creations is running about free?
LiloYeah. It likes water and it has a really big butt. [opens the doggy door] JUST LIKE MY SISTER!!
Hey!
Experiment that is liking water and having large posterior. Ah! That would be 520! [chuckles] I was true evilling genius that day. 520 turns any body of water into giant destructive wave!
LiloIt keeps trying to get to the ocean.
That I'd like to be seeing! Would make wave so big, whole planet will be destructed! [laughs maniacally until he notices Lilo glaring at him] Oh, it would be bad thing, yes?
LiloHello?! Just think of all the jellyfish! No jellyfish, no jelly, no PB&J!
[After 520 creates a giant wave to wash away Gantu]
LiloI'm gonna name you, Cannonball, because you like to make waves.
Nagachu!
Congratulations, Lilo! [places the first place ribbon on Lilo's sand sculpture] Mertle's design is good, too, but you showed more aloha today. [gestures to the giant "ALOHA" signature on the tower]
LiloAwesome!
[Lilo goes through a shopping list while Stitch carries the groceries]
LiloThat's it: Eggs, bread, peanut butter... Didn't we buy this stuff two days ago?
[eats the whole grocery bag] Kinjiju ichay!
LiloOh, right. You ate everything.
[Stitch goes crazy after eating a whole barrel full of Kona coffee beans and chugs down water from a fire hydrant]
Looks like your weird dog needs to go to obedient school.
YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!
LiloStitch is obedient! He just has a problem with coffee. Stitch! Shut it off!
[Stitch twists the hydrant and puts the valve back on]
Lilo[notices Mertle's new Shih-Tzu] You have a dog?
We prefer the term, "fur-person". I found her. Her name is Gigi. She's going to the National Junior Dog Show in Honolulu this weekend.
[As Stitch goes near Gigi, she yaps loudly at him]
Hmmm...
But you wouldn't know anything about dog shows!
LiloI know everything about dog shows!
[a chomp is heard and Lilo sees that Stitch has swallowed Gigi alive; Mertle screams]
LiloStitch! [pulls Gigi out of Stitch's mouth and gives her back to Mertle] Sorry. It's the coffee.
[gasps] Gigi's clauffeur! [Lilo pull's Gigi's bow out of Stitch's mouth] Found it! [puts the bow back on Gigi]
[after the gang land in Honolulu, courtesy of Pleakley's 28 credit cards]
At last, the big city.
[Stitch runs up to a view of Honolulu and laughs maniacally]
LiloI know you always wanted to see a big city.
See big cities? 626 programmed to destroy big cities!
LiloBut he won't, because he wants to be good and help me win the dog show and show Mertle we're not riffraff! Right, Stitch?
[reluctantly] Mmm-hmm.
Dog's name?
LiloStitch.
And what exactly is your dog's breed, dear?
LiloBlue-furred Extoplasmic Detection Dog. Ancient Egyptians used them to contact their mummy relatives in the underworld.
I don't see any...
LiloHe's very rare. Probably the last of his breed. Only the top dog people really know about them.
[Lilo wakes up]
LiloIt's 6:30! We overslept! Stitch, wake up! [pulls out the blanket to see Stitch gone] Oh, no! He went out to destroy the city!
Ooh! I always wanted to witness that!
[they suddenly look behind them to see Stitch has actually left to grab some ice cubes]
Egata?
LiloOh, I thought... Never mind.
[Gantu captures Gigi]
My Gigi!
My experiment!
Your what?!
Experiment 007! Did not to recognize after so many grooming and watch ribbons!
LiloGigi... is an experiment?!
Sure! Very early project. Can lie down, sit, fetch, annoy neighbors with evil shrill bark.
[Lilo and Stitch get into an argument after failing to wax David's board while David was trying to teach them about Yin and Yang]
LiloI don't know what David was talking about. I could've waxed that board without you!
Naga tay!
LiloCould too! Because I'm smarter!
Hmph! Wa naga tikiday!
[Lilo and Stitch fail to capture 501 and 502]
LiloYou had him, alright! Tied up his arms like a pretzel! It was hurting him, you big bully!
Nugishaw!
LiloIt was not my fault!
Nugishaw!
LiloWas not!
Nugishaw!
LiloWAS NOT!!
[Jumba explains 501 and 502 to Lilo and Stitch]
Is very important 501 and 502 do not come in contact.
LiloWhy?
If they were to touch, could be cataclysmic disaster of epic proportions!
LiloWhy?
Because of massive release of quantum energy! 501 plus 502 equal one big boom!
What is it with you and the big booms and the evil and the destruction? Why didn't you create an experiment to do something constructive, like, say, oh, I don't know, IRONING?!
I am genius only! Not miracle worker.
StitchChris Sanders · 122 quotes
PleakleyKevin McDonald · 109 quotes
JumbaDavid Ogden Stiers · 99 quotes
GantuKevin Michael Richardson · 86 quotes
NaniTia Carrere · 58 quotes
MertleLiliana Mumy · 33 quotes
Hämsterviel30 quotes
TeresaKali Whitehurst · 17 quotes
YukiLili Ishida · 16 quotes
ElenaJillian Henry · 15 quotes
MosesKunewa Mook · 11 quotes
NosyBobcat Goldthwait · 8 quotes
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