Scenes with Lilo 229
[Gantu falls into a 625's sandwich trap as Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, and Pleakley spy on them]
Did you hear that?! Those experiments have escaped again, thanks to you!
LiloOh, no!
6625
Oh, that is so pathetic that you have to blame for your screwup! Hmph!
If we had worked together in the first place, like I said, we wouldn't be in this mess!
[Lilo and Stitch realize the error of their ways after hearing this]
Lilo
The big dummy is right, Stitch.
Lilo
Maybe if we worked together...
Never mind making up! First, be finding 501 and 502 and making certain they do not make with the touching or tapping or patting!
Lilo
Why do you keep saying that?
If I'm telling once, I'm telling more than once! Lava genius experiment and water genius experiment must not touch!
Lilo
Wait a minute, that's not what David said.
And what does local surfer boy know of this?!
Lilo
Maybe it's what he was trying to tell us about Yin and Yang: two very different things come together to make on good thing. Like peanut butter and jelly. Or doughnuts and mustard.
Lilo
Yeah.
[Lilo and Stitch work together to capture Yin and Yang and shake hands at the end]
Aha! Lilo's clever plan worked! I win!
No, no, no! It was 626's strength and agility that captured experiments. I am winning!
Lilo
Nope! We caught'em at the exact same time together. Right, Stitch?
Which means we tied! Yeah-- Oh! No, is not good.
Intergalactic wagering rules states in the events of a tie, both parties must pay the bet! [sobs] We both lose!
[Lilo falls over while trying to skateboard without following Keoni's advice]
Crazy bale! Are you alright?
Lilo
Skateboarding is stupid.
Hey, no pain, no gain. You can't expect to learn it all in one try.
Lilo
I tried twice!
This time, I'll teach you how to stop.
Lilo
I know how to stop. I'm stopping skateboarding. [takes off the helmet and gives it to Keoni] Let's go, Stitch.
[Stitch gives Keoni his backpack, which is empty after he ate Keoni's shoes and macadamia nuts, and then leaves with Lilo]
Ah, yes! That's 601. Oh, he's trouble. Is big bully. Sole purpose is to pick fights. Will defeat anyone except, maybe, 626.
Lilo
No experiment can beat Stitch. Stitch is undefeatable! Right, Stitch?
[standing on the ceiling] Ih. [grumbles and then falls off the ceiling]
Lilo
Come on, we've got to catch 601, and you're driving!
[scene cuts to Stitch driving the buggy in reverse]
Lilo
You really aren't yourself today, are you?
[Jumba diagnoses Stitch to see what is wrong with him]
Lilo
What is it?
Lilo
Is that bad?
Normally, macadamia nut is delicious snack. But data indicates he also ate tennis shoe.
Lilo
A left one, but he spit it up!
Not soon enough. Combination of metolayic acid found in macadamia nut oil and tennis shoe rubber created same chemical compound as Crezonyte.
Crezonyte?! Ugh! Ew! It's toxic stuff! It ruins your complexion! Ruined mine anyway!
Lilo
So... what did that stuff do to Stitch?
Caused system to shut down. He is like computer creation. Wipe out all training memory. 626's superpowers go super-kaput!
Lilo
How will he defeat 601 if he can't remember how to fight?
[sighs] We'll have to retrain from scratch.
Lilo
You did once. You can do it again, right?
Wrong. Last time training gave slipped disk.
Lilo
So who's gonna retrain Stitch? Me?
Excellent idea! [drops a stack of books near Lilo] Here are training manuals, must be trained in agility, hand-by coordination, and strength. Wishing you for good luck.
[Stitch is almost done with his training]
TRTV Reporter
This just in: The purple pugilist pig was just seen running down Pier 13. It appears he's headed for Muscle Bay.
Lilo
Almost, but not yet. We've got one more training manual to go: "Fighting Four-Armed Beasts".
Lilo
Don't you think this might come in handy?
Carachita! [runs off to challenge Kixx]
Lilo
Stitch, no! You're gonna get your keister kicked! STITCH!!!
[Lilo and Stitch lost an experiment pod to a seagull who flew off to Ni'ihau; Lilo and Stitch ride around the rental hunt on their tricycle]
Lilo
Aloha, Nani! Going to Ni'ihau! Bye!
Lilo
[whispers to herself] Almost made it.
You are not crossing 15 miles of open ocean alone.
Lilo
But I'll have Stitch with me.
Lilo
Then why don't you come?
I can't. I told David I'd help out at the resort luau, setting tables and lighting tiki torches.
Lilo
But this is an epic showdown. You see, although I believe all creatures have some good in them, Stitch thinks Gantu is pure evil. So, he really wants to get this experiment pod we're after.
Ih! [pedals hardly on the trike]
Lilo
No, Stitch! Wait!
[pedals so hard that part of the trike becomes buried in sand] Spabata!
[sighs] Alright. You can go, but house rules apply.
Lilo
I know: take Jumba and Pleakley and be home for dinner! Thanks! And good luck with your bit torch-lighting gig!
And good luck fighting evil! What am I saying?
[Stitch takes his duty to find the experiment very seriously as he looks around the rocks]
Lilo
What's your hurry?
Lilo
We're not after Big, Tall, and Ugly. Let's just concentrate on getting the pod before he does, okay?
[Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, Pleakley, Gantu, and 625 are stranded on the island due to Splodyhead]
Lilo
Okay, things are not working out like we planned, but they could be worse.
Worse than being trapped under this rock and stranded on this accursed island?!
6625
Without food and water?!
Don't forget, 619 is waiting to blast us to pieces.
And the sun is going down.
Lilo
Well... We could have the mumps.
[everyone stares at Lilo in disbelief]
Lilo
Stitch... Do you remember what day it is?
Lilo
It's the best day of the year: my birthday! [shakes Stitch's bed, waking up Stitch]
Lilo
[pulls Stitch's blanket away] Wake up, sleepyhead!
Chubata! [grabs the blanket with his toes, tripping Lilo]
Lilo
Fine! But you'll miss the balloons, and the mariachi band, and cake... coconut cake!
[the mention of coconut cake wakes up Stitch, who excitingly chews on his pillow]
[Lilo, Stitch, and Gantu had their memories erased by Experiment 303]
Lilo
What am I doing here? And who are you guys?
I'm... uh... I'm not quite sure who I am, frankly.
Lilo
And who are you?
Trumba! Meega enesta chi?
Lilo
He's even more confused than us. He's speaking a different language.
[chuckles] It's okay, little fella. No... [Stitch bites his finger] OW!
Lilo
Watch out! It's a monster! [ducks under a table]
MEEGA NALA KWEESTA!!! [grabs a palm tree and pounds Gantu with it and then runs off to wreak havoc]
[Lilo/Martha and Gantu/Lenny go into an arcade; Lilo/Martha is playing Galaga]
LMLilo/Martha
Hey, Lenny! I won an extra ship!
[Gantu/Lenny looks around the arcade to find what looks like Stitch but is really a kid in a blue outfit]
GLGantu/Lenny
[pulls out his blaster] Stay here, Martha.
KKid
[playing Street Fighter] You want some? Oh, yeah!
GLGantu/Lenny
[grabs the kid] I've got you know, convict!
LMLilo/Martha
Lenny, no! He's not the convict! He's just a kid!
GLGantu/Lenny
Martha, I think I know a little more about criminals than you. [looks that he really just grabbed a kid] Oh. Sorry, kid. [puts the kid down]
[Jumba and Pleakley see that Lilo, Stitch, and Gantu have lost their memories]
Uh-oh! Is Experiment 303.
Oh, Experiment 303. Well, now it all makes sense. [angrily turns to Jumba] You think I know all 626 of all your evil monsters by number?! What does it do for Earth's sake?!
Is designed to wipe out memories.
You made a monster that gives people amnesia?!
Guess. I can see it was success.
LMLilo/Martha
Go back a second. Did you say I'm Lilo?
You are 626, also called Stitch. You catch my experiments like Experiment 303, and find one true place where they belong.
LMLilo/Martha
[points to Gantu/Lenny] And he helps us?
Uh, no. He is evil yet incompetent experiment hunter. He is hated by pretty much everyone.
[Lilo says the password that restores their memories, which is "ohana"]
Lilo
Stitch?
Lilo
We're back!
So am I! To reclaim the abomination that was mine all along!
Lilo
What happened to... [imitates Gantu] "I don't want my old life of evil back"?
I didn't know what I was missing.
[Lilo and Stitch return home after losing Amnesio to Gantu]
Lilo
We lost our memories, we lost an experiment to Gantu, and no one remembered my birthday.
Oh... [gets an idea] Etaba! [climbs a palm tree and gnaws it into a giant tiki totem pole] Happy Birthday!
Lilo
Ah, you didn't have to make me a present. I remember my ohana. That's the greatest gift of all. Even if they forget my birthday.
[Lilo and Stitch enter the house and lights go on]
NDNani, David, Jumba, Pleakley, and Cobra Bubbles
SURPRISE!
COCONUT CAKE! [grabs Lilo's cake and eats in 5 seconds flat, but leaves one slice for Lilo]
Lilo
I thought you all forgot.
Lilo, how could I ever forget your birthday? Remember what ohana means?
Lilo
Nobody gets left behind.
SJStitch, Jumba, Pleakley, David, and Cobra Bubbles
Or forgotten.
Lilo
Oh, yeah! I forgot that part.
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