Scenes with Lilo 229
[Lilo and Stitch return home]
[pulls out Lilo's fixed hula trophy] Agata!
LiloYou fixed it! I think it looks better this way.
Lilo
Stitch fixed my hula trophy! And this time he used real glue.
Why, thank you, Stitch. Looks like that Zen of Dog Training really paid off.
Lilo
Not really. He found the path of goodness all by himself.
[a shatter sound is heard; Nani looks in the living room to find it a total mess]
Lilo
Um, the path kinda went through the living room. We had a little trouble finding the glue.
[Nani faints; Stitch laughs]
[after Lilo wakes up thanks to Jumba, she and Stitch tries to protect Regis Philbin from Gantu and 625]
RPRegis Philbin
I think I've figured out what's going on.
Lilo
[nervously] Wh-what do you mean?
RPRegis Philbin
I'm not completely oblivious, you know. You and Stitch have been protecting from autograph hunters ever since I got here.
Lilo
We?! Oh, drat! You've figured it out! Well, there's one other Hawaiian tradition we haven't told you about: Hanai.
RPRegis Philbin
Hanai? What's that?
Lilo
It's when you welcome a stranger into your home. My house is not as nice as this hotel, but no one will think to look for you there.
RPRegis Philbin
Okay! Just one condition: you get some rest, too. You've been working too hard.
Lilo
It's a deal! In fact, I think it's time everyone had a good snooze. Me, Pleakley, Nani, Jumba... [Stitch yawns and lies down on the floor] ...and Drowsy here can help.
[Lilo has failed to convince Mertle and the hula girls to help with cleaning the beach; Pleakley is spraying air freshener all over the kitchen]
Lilo
Pleakley, what are you doing?!
Oh, I picked up a case of these air fresheners in the store today. Mmm... This mint scent really perks you up. Let's see how "toasted flower garden" makes it feel. [accidentally sprays it on Jumba's face, who grabs him angrily] Hmm, it makes you very very angry. Fascinating.
Why does my neck massager have scent of bubble gum?!
To make you feel... happy?
Lilo
Can you guys help me clean Pudge's grotto today?
Sure, I'll... [Jumba pulls on his arm] Yipe!
Eh! Pleakley will be too busy massaging aching shoulders of Jumba while he builds new un-smelly massager!
Lilo
I understand.
[Lilo and Stitch have discovered an experiment that cleans up pollution and name it Ploot; Stitch catches an illness that makes him turn yellow, sneeze and grow extra arms from eating too much garbage]
Hard to believe I can't solve problem. I'm evil genius.
Lilo
You sure are a genius. You invented Ploot and he's not even evil at all.
What is experiment you call Ploot?
Lilo
The one who cleans up the pollution.
Cleans pollution? Hmmm.... Ah! You mean Experiment 515! [chuckles] No, no. Is not cleaning pollution. Is collecting pollution.
Lilo
What's the difference?
The more pollution he collects, the larger and bigger he grows, until he becomes large pollution beast! Then he creates a thick black sludge, which he will spray all over town until everything is covered in a stinky coating of its own trash! [laughs maniacally]
Lilo
That's pretty evil.
Thank you. But 626 is most unwell. If you wish to protect island from being smothered by its own pollution, you'll have to go alone.
[after Lilo and Stitch use combined air freshener to shrink Ploot down to normal size, Ploot finds his one true place by cleaning up the beach]
Lilo
Pudge says mahalo for cleaning up his home. Oh, and it's gonna rain tomorrow afternoon.
Well, then I'm glad we could help out today.
LLifeguard
Hey, Lilo, this little guy is really helping clean up the beach.
[Ploot chirps happily]
Lilo
That's great! Way to go, Ploot!
Combination of smelling sprays had very positive influence on his personality as well.
Lilo
Yeah. He's cleaning up the trash but not spitting it out.
Y'know, now that this cove is clean, it could really use the refreshing scent of tropical ocean breeze!
Lilo
But there already is a tropical ocean breeze.
How about cherry brownie cheesecake? How about pineapple springtime? Hibiscus heaven? Blueberry and mint?
Good work, today, class. But before you go, I have a reminder: Tomorrow is the Ohana-rama Trivia Championship. And this year, we have an outstanding grand prize. [hands fliers to Lilo and the hula girls]
Oh, goody. I get a prize!
Lilo
And what makes you think your family's gonna win, Mertle?
It's a brand new computer! [the girls squeal in delight] So brush up on your trivia!
Lilo
But you already have a computer!
Three, actually. That's why I'm a child progidy.
I bet Lilo's not smart enough to even have a computer.
Lilo
I have advanced alien technology computers. And then there's my dog. He knows molecular physics!
[Stitch dashes away and back, showing his model of DNA strand made of bamboo shoots and coconuts]
I always knew you were dense, Lilo, but I didn't know you could be outsmarted by a dog.
YTYuki, Teresa, and Elena
YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
But I know one thing for sure: If your family is half as thick as you are, you don't stand a chance at the Ohana-Rama.
[Stitch has successfully captured Experiment 319; unfortunately, he was pricked by a quill and is acting goofy]
Lilo
Jumba, why aren't you affected by Spike?
Lilo
Experiment 319. I'm calling him Spike.
Name is all too appropriate. But to answer question, even Jumba's superior alien bottom is not immune to spiky spikes.
Lilo
Then how come you're not acting dopey like Stitch?
Ah, for because Jumba designed Experiment 319 to take normally intelligent planetary population, and increase silly goof factor by 99%, leaving only 1% clever.
Lilo
So?
So, even 1% Jumba brains is super genius. [laughs]
[Lilo, Jumba and Pleakley are competing against Mertle, her mother, and her aunt Stacy in the Ohana-rama]
True or false: There is firm evidence of aliens from other planets visiting Earth.
Lilo
[gasps] True! [Yaarp adds 10 points to the Pelekai's score chart]
I'm sorry that's incorrect. [Yaarp reluctantly takes the ten points away] Edmonds?
False! Only Weirdlo's weird enough to believe in aliens!
[Lilo finds out that Mertle is cheating by making Teresa look up the answers to every question Moses asked]
Lilo
Come on, Stitch. No one's supposed to be back here. [sees Teresa typing her laptop]
Moses hasn't asked a science question in a while, so I'll keep that page open.
[Lilo then looks at Mertle, wearing an earpiece up close]
[responding] Good. Just be ready to tell me the answers.
Lilo
Mertle's cheating! No wonder she seems so smart. [looks at Spike as an idea pops in her head, and smirks] Poor Teresa. Having to do slave work for Mertle. I bet she could use a hug.
[Spike runs up and pokes his quills in Teresa while hugging her, making her all goofy]
[screams] Get off me! Buh!
Lilo
Come on, Stitch. I think we can handle Mertle now.
Mertle, this next question is for you. Complete this phrase: "For every action, there is an equal and opposite... blank."
Oh, a science question. That's easy. For every action, there is an equal and opposite...
[goofily] Bucket of monkeys!
Bucket of monkeys. [the audience bursts out, laughing] That's not what I meant! I meant...
I'm sorry. That's incorrect. Lilo's team?
Considering multidimensional pull of deltarian antimatter-
Lilo
Reaction!
[Yaarp honks and adds 10 points to Lilo's team]
Hmm. Is highly oversimplified.
[enraged] THAT'S NOT FAIR!
SAunt Stacy
Oh, be quiet, Maureen.
[pulls her aunt by the shirt] My name is Mertle! [gets back in her seat]
Maybe Aunt Stacy and I should answer some questions now, dear.
No! It won't happen again! It better not!
[Moses volunteers two players to compete in the lightning round and Lilo faces off against Mertle and wins the championship]
Weirdlo? I'm playing against you? This is gonna be easier than I thought.
Lilo
You don't scare me, Mertle.
Are you ready, girls? First question. Where is the Eiffel Tower located?
Lilo
Paris, France.
10 points for Lilo. What did Neil Armstrong say when he landed on the moon?
Lilo
"This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."
Correct! How many feet are in a mile?
Lilo
5,280.
Lilo
William Shakespeare!
[as Mertle agitatedly twitches her left eye] And the score is tied.
[goofily] I like pickles!
[Mertle furiously takes off the earpiece, throws it on the ground, and crushes it with her foot]
This is your final question. What is the Hawaiian word for "friendship"?
[speechless] What kind of question is that? I don't know anything about friendship.
Lilo
That's easy. Pilialoha!
That's correct. Lilo's team wins!
[The audience cheers and applauds]
No fair! That was a dumb question.
Lilo
Just because you didn't know it, doesn't mean it was dumb, Mertle.
Congratulations, Lilo. Your family wins the new computer and encyclopedias on DVD.
[storming off in rage with her mom and Aunt Stacy] I can't believe we lost! This is the WORST day of my life! [Spike overhears her and rushes over to hug her, pricking his quills in her butt] Stop hugging me! Ouch! Hey, that you--uh, [acts all goofy] Duh!
Hurry up! Time for breakfast!
[Lilo and Stitch yawn and rub their eyes]
Lilo
Uh-oh! Where's Pleakley?
He had to drop Jumba off at the airport.
Lilo
[shoves her spoon into her bowl of oatmeal] This is food?! [twangs her spoon]
It's oatmeal, very healthy.
[Stitch drops the whole bowl of oatmeal into his mouth, but immediately spits it out]
Lilo
Where's the chocolate frosting? Or the marshmallows in the shape of robots?
Marshmallow robots are not part of a nutritious breakfast.
Lilo
Pleakley lets me eat chocolate macadamia nut Candy Crunch for breakfast!
Lilo, I don't have time for this! I have to go to work!
Lilo
Well, I don't have time to eat yucky food. [she and Stitch push their oatmeal away] Life is too short.
Here. Put a little honey on top. [Lilo takes the squeeze cap off the bottle and pours the honey into her bowl] I said a little! [swipes the bottle]
Lilo
My sensitive taste buds need to be excited to work right!
Lilo
I can't wait 'till Pleakley gets back tomorrow. He lets me eat junk.
Lilo
This is getting serious, Stitch. We're gonna have to do something before we all starve.
Hmm. [opens the drawer and takes out an experiment pod] Ha ha!
Lilo
An experiment pod?
Huh. Guess he had his own stash.
Lilo
I wonder what it does. [looks up Experiment 062 on Jumba's computer] "Experiment 062. Primary function: prepare delectable and irresistible meals." [gasps] It's perfect!
[Lilo, Stitch and Pleakley activate Experiment 062 who cooks them a gigantic meal of burgers, fries, pizzas, and ice cream]
Lilo
Wow! He speaks French!
Lilo
Let's eat!
[the trio begins to chow down on the food; unbeknownst to them, they rapidly gain weight]
Lilo
These are the best french fries ever! I'm gonna call you Frenchfry!
[Lilo and Stitch have become large and fat after eating so much of Frenchfry's food]
Lilo
Pleakley! It's not sun spots making us puffy! It's Frenchfry!
Lilo
Pleakley, what's wrong with your voice?
Lilo
I'm coming in! [tries to open the door, but it's locked; Stitch yanks the door out and gets squished by a giant yellow mass, which is Pleakley’s stomach]
Lilo
Pleakley?! What happened?
It's some type of allergy to that little monster's delicious food!
FFrenchfry
Bon appetit! [pulls out a bunch of corn dogs]
PPleakey
Oh, no! Not the corn dogs! I can't resist the corn dogs! [grabs the corn dogs and eats them]
[Lilo and Stitch have become immensely fat after hours of eating Frenchfry’s meals. Lilo is snacking on cake and her belly is hanging off her chair. She calls Jumba during a convention]
Lilo
Jumba? It's Lilo again. Look, I'm sorry, but this is really, really important.
Very well. Make it quick please.
Lilo
It's about Experiment 062. I know he was designed to be your personal chef, but something went wrong. You have to tell me what happened.
Tell me you did not reactivate Experiment 062.
Lilo
Well...
Listen to me! Is very important to resist eating experiment's meals.
Lilo
Why?
Because... once you are properly fattened up, he will try to eat you!
Lilo
[gasps in shock] Jumba? Hello? I don't think I heard that right. It sounded like you said that 062 would try to eat me. Hello? Hello? [gasps when she sees that Frenchfry has cut the phone's cord]
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