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Lilo & Stitch: The Series · Season 2, Episode 2

“Frenchfry (Experiment 062)” quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

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“Frenchfry (Experiment 062)” · Season 2, Episode 2

In this episode: Lilo (6), Pleakley (5), Nani (5), Stitch (2), Gantu (2), Jumba (1), Moses (1)

Hurry up! Time for breakfast!

[Lilo and Stitch yawn and rub their eyes]

Uh-oh! Where's Pleakley?

He had to drop Jumba off at the airport.

[shoves her spoon into her bowl of oatmeal] This is food?! [twangs her spoon]

It's oatmeal, very healthy.

[Stitch drops the whole bowl of oatmeal into his mouth, but immediately spits it out]

Where's the chocolate frosting? Or the marshmallows in the shape of robots?

Marshmallow robots are not part of a nutritious breakfast.

Pleakley lets me eat chocolate macadamia nut Candy Crunch for breakfast!

Lilo, I don't have time for this! I have to go to work!

Well, I don't have time to eat yucky food. [she and Stitch push their oatmeal away] Life is too short.

Here. Put a little honey on top. [Lilo takes the squeeze cap off the bottle and pours the honey into her bowl] I said a little! [swipes the bottle]

My sensitive taste buds need to be excited to work right!

Please!

I can't wait 'till Pleakley gets back tomorrow. He lets me eat junk.

Pleakley....!

[Pleakley returns home; Nani is still cooking]

Sorry I'm late, but that airport had great shopping! [gasps] What are you doing in my kitchen?! It looks is if you're... cooking!

Look, Pleakley, I appreciate you helping take care of Lilo, but she's been eating too much junkfood.

Junk?! I beg to differ! Lilo eats only the finest and most expensive breakfasts on the market, like sugar-frosted Pineapple Pops! Coco Nutty Sugar Roll-Ups! Choco-Maca Candybar Crunch! Just look at the faces of the happy healthy children on the box!

All of that stuff is junk! Lilo's a growing little girl, she needs to eat right. So, from now on, I'm making her nutritious meals in advance and leaving them in the freezer. All you have to do is make sure she eats them.

From now on, we're all eating healthy!

This is getting serious, Stitch. We're gonna have to do something before we all starve.

Hmm. [opens the drawer and takes out an experiment pod] Ha ha!

An experiment pod?

Huh. Guess he had his own stash.

I wonder what it does. [looks up Experiment 062 on Jumba's computer] "Experiment 062. Primary function: prepare delectable and irresistible meals." [gasps] It's perfect!

[Lilo, Stitch and Pleakley activate Experiment 062 who cooks them a gigantic meal of burgers, fries, pizzas, and ice cream]

FFrenchfry

Bon appetit!

Wow! He speaks French!

Food! Glorious food!

Deep fried!

Let's eat!

[the trio begins to chow down on the food; unbeknownst to them, they rapidly gain weight]

These are the best french fries ever! I'm gonna call you Frenchfry!

[Gantu groans]

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Hey, sport, why the long face? [Gantu sighs sadly] I know what's wrong. You though I forgot.

About what?

6625

About your birthday! [places a candle on a giant sandwich stack]

It is not my birthday!

6625

Ah, come on now. Don't be shy! I promise not to make fun of your age, or your lack of accomplishments.

CComputer

Experiment 062 activated. Primary function: prepare delectable and irresistible meals.

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Or how few experiments you've captured! Uh-uh! Not today!

[grabs a container and his plasma gun] Thanks. I appreciate that.

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Oh, now don't go away mad! Not on your special day!

[Lilo and Stitch have become large and fat after eating so much of Frenchfry's food]

Pleakley! It's not sun spots making us puffy! It's Frenchfry!

[deep voice] Go away.

Pleakley, what's wrong with your voice?

Please go away.

I'm coming in! [tries to open the door, but it's locked; Stitch yanks the door out and gets squished by a giant yellow mass, which is Pleakley’s stomach]

I told you to go away!

Pleakley?! What happened?

It's some type of allergy to that little monster's delicious food!

FFrenchfry

Bon appetit! [pulls out a bunch of corn dogs]

PPleakey

Oh, no! Not the corn dogs! I can't resist the corn dogs! [grabs the corn dogs and eats them]

[Lilo and Stitch have become immensely fat after hours of eating Frenchfry’s meals. Lilo is snacking on cake and her belly is hanging off her chair. She calls Jumba during a convention]

Jumba? It's Lilo again. Look, I'm sorry, but this is really, really important.

Very well. Make it quick please.

It's about Experiment 062. I know he was designed to be your personal chef, but something went wrong. You have to tell me what happened.

Tell me you did not reactivate Experiment 062.

Well...

Listen to me! Is very important to resist eating experiment's meals.

Why?

Because... once you are properly fattened up, he will try to eat you!

[gasps in shock] Jumba? Hello? I don't think I heard that right. It sounded like you said that 062 would try to eat me. Hello? Hello? [gasps when she sees that Frenchfry has cut the phone's cord]

Aloha, Nani.

Oh, aloha, Kumu. You here on a date?

Well… yeah.

So, how's hula class?

Okay… except Lilo rolled over Mertle Edmonds and her friends today and knocked them over.

She… rolled?

Like a bowling ball. Has she been eating okay? 'Cause she's about this big.

Even junk food can't do that. [picks up a phone]

[Nani successfully captures Frenchfry and saves Lilo and Stitch's lives]

You saved us! You're a super hero!

That's because I eat a nutritious breakfast every morning. You should try it some time.

Well... okay, but almost getting eaten has made me pretty tired. Can you roll me to bed?

You got it.

[Gantu has become bloated after eating a cake made by Frenchfry]

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Hey, sport, ya in there?

Go away!

6625

Listen, I know I was a little mean to you, and your birthday, no less, so I'm here to make it up to ya.

I told you to go away!

6625

Ya see, I figure you're sad because you're trapped on an alien planet so far from home, right? So I made some phone calls...

[opens the door] What are you blabbing about?

6625

Uh-huh, and I invited your college buddies to come for a visit!

No!

GSGantu's College Friends

SURPRISE!!!

6625

Happy Birthday, G!

CFCollege Friend

Whoa! He really let himself go!

How many times do I have to tell you?! IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!!

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