Mrs. Edmonds quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

Lilo

So you're not mad at us for scaring us like that?

Mrs. Edmonds

Oh, no! Actually it was kinda exhilarating, in a frightening I-don't-know-what's-going-on sort of way.

Lilo

I'm sorry about what happened to your hair.

Mrs. Edmonds

Don't be sorry. I love it. If you ever find that little furball you're looking for, I'm going to thank it.

Mrs. Edmonds

Wow! That what I call a spontaneous something or other!

Jumba

My hair! It has returned! I... HAVE... HAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Lilo

Inside voice, Uncle Jumba.

Lilo

Stupid ball.

It's only Lilo and her dog.

[annoyed] Ugh! Lilo again?! You should do something about that kalohe.

Like, put her in the big house?

Would do her some good. That dog, too!

Mrs. Edmonds

Excuse me! Hi. I'm looking for something for my daughter. It's her birthday tomorrow.

How 'bout this? [holds out a gold bracelet] I just made it yesterday, one of my best. [unaware with Experiment 606's pod on it as a charm]

Mrs. Edmonds

Oh, it's perfect!

How's it, Lilo?

Lilo

Oh, Officer Kahiko. I know the drill: I have the right to remain silent. Whatever I say...

Very funny. [notices Lilo's football made of seaweed] What you got there?

Lilo

Football. We're on a budget.

Lilo, I know you were just playing, but your dog wrecked Leilani's jewelry table. Auntie's on a fixed income. She don't need you causing trouble. Does your sister know you're here?

Lilo

Uh, no. But I'll tell her when I get home, okay?

No worries. I got her on speed dial. [pulls out his phone]

Lilo

Come on, Stitch. No one's supposed to be back here. [sees Teresa typing her laptop]

Teresa

Moses hasn't asked a science question in a while, so I'll keep that page open.

Mertle

[responding] Good. Just be ready to tell me the answers.

Lilo

Mertle's cheating! No wonder she seems so smart. [looks at Spike as an idea pops in her head, and smirks] Poor Teresa. Having to do slave work for Mertle. I bet she could use a hug.

Teresa

[screams] Get off me! Buh!

Lilo

Come on, Stitch. I think we can handle Mertle now.

Moses

Mertle, this next question is for you. Complete this phrase: "For every action, there is an equal and opposite... blank."

Mertle

Oh, a science question. That's easy. For every action, there is an equal and opposite...

Teresa

[goofily] Bucket of monkeys!

Mertle

Bucket of monkeys. [the audience bursts out, laughing] That's not what I meant! I meant...

Moses

I'm sorry. That's incorrect. Lilo's team?

Jumba

Considering multidimensional pull of deltarian antimatter-

Lilo

Reaction!

Moses

That's correct.

Jumba

Hmm. Is highly oversimplified.

Mertle

[enraged] THAT'S NOT FAIR!

Oh, be quiet, Maureen.

Mertle

[pulls her aunt by the shirt] My name is Mertle! [gets back in her seat]

Mrs. Edmonds

Maybe Aunt Stacy and I should answer some questions now, dear.

Mertle

No! It won't happen again! It better not!