Lilo quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

Lilo

Stop it! [The scuffle caused her doll to break] Now she's gonna get surgery again. [to Nani and Stitch] You're both grounded! [both babies cried] This is all your fault! [?] Oh, no! Not Gantu! NOT NOW!! It's nap time!

Gantu

?

Lilo

No! Leave it alone, you big dummy!

Lilo

You're back! Thank goodness I'm the little sister again. Being responsible is hard.

Nani

[chuckles] Yeah, but it can be pretty satisfying, when you raise a good kid.

Lilo

I am pretty good, huh?

Nani

Yep. In fact, I wanna reward you for being babysitter for a day. Let's go see some Sludge Mummies!

Lilo

Attack of the Bones?! Really?!

Nani

Yeah. I kinda forgot what it was like to be a kid. Now I remember. When you gotta see a scary movie, you gotta see a scary movie.

Nani

[enraged] LILO, YOU LOLO! [Stitch spits out Scrump and he and Lilo rush toward the window, pushing pillows in their faces] Lilo, Stitch! Yesterday, I told you no running around the house! So what do you do? You run around the house! Last week, I told you to clean your room! Is it clean? No! What's gonna be next with you?!

Jumba

She almost made me drop my highly unstable container of uflasium.

Nani

Well, what do you have to say for yourselves?

Lilo

Uh, well, I ate breakfast like you asked, and I can prove it. [belches without saying "Excuse me" and Stitch laughs]

Nani

And you're supposed to say "Excuse me" when you burp! That does it, you two are grounded for 24 hours! [storms off]

Lilo

[crossing her arms] What's the big deal? We didn't hurt anyone.

Stitch

Keetooka naga!

Lilo

Where are you going? [grabs Stitch's ankle]

Stitch

Keetooka naga!

Lilo

We can't leave! We're grounded!

Stitch

Maka maka, sasa!

Lilo

I don't care if it's a free country! Nani would roast us! And I don't care if we should be able to do whatever we wanna do whenever we wanna do it. We can't leave. So... So... What are you waiting for?! Help me up!

Lilo

We've got you cornered, cousins!

Bonnie

Reeeaaally? I think it's us got the drop on you, cuz!

Bonnie

Whoa, there, blue boy. One of Jumba's, huh?

Lilo

Hi, I'm Lilo, and this is Stitch. He's your cousin. This is how it works: I turn you from bad to good, and find the one place where you belong, so you don't end up with Gantu.

Bonnie

Waddya you know about Gantu?

Lilo

We know everything about him. He's a stinky-head. And he tries to get our experiments, but he's really lame. So even when he catches them and takes them back to his ship, we can usually rescue him.

Bonnie

You've broken into his ship?

Lilo

Sure, lots of times.

Bonnie

No kiddin'! Hey, I'm being rude! Come in, come in! I'm 349 and he's 350. Welcome to our domicile.

Clyde

What are you doing?! You showin'em our hideout! I don't think--

Bonnie

How many times I gotta tell ya?! Leave the tinkin' to me! Those two goody-goodies are gonna help us brake into that very high-tech, very valuable spaceship!

Bonnie

I gotta hand it to you kid, that was quite the escape. You two got great criminal minds.

Lilo

When did we cross the big fat line from "having fun" to "being great criminal minds"?

Lilo

Sorry we disobeyed you again. We had to catch the bad guys. So... Are we off the hook?

Nani

Well, you were trying to do the right thing, and you did get the bad guys. So... yeah. You and me are cool.

But, you and the municipality of Kokaua Town, that's another story.

Lilo

Alright, men, and evil geniuses, and genetic mutants from outer space. We are here today for one purpose and one purpose only: to destroy Mertle's softball team! So let's get out there and really tear up the basepads! [Stitch dashes out to the fields and starts ripping the bases apart] I didn't mean that literally, Stitch.

Jumba

Eh, question. Once team is beaten, do losers become our servants for life?

Lilo

What?! No!

Jumba

Hmm, is how team sports work on my planet.

Lilo

Hey, there, little guy. We're not going to hurt you. We're here to give you a new home. But see that guy over there? [points to Gantu, who still has the crate over his head]

Gantu

I'm going to vaporize you, trog, just as soon as I can see you!

Lilo

Well, if you come with us, we'll keep you safe from him. Okay? [holds Slugger's hand]

Lilo

Coconuts, avocados, wow he really likes to bat things around.

Stitch

Mmmm, guacamole!

Jumba

Experiment 608 will swat at many different things. In addition to deflecting airborne projectiles launched at enemies, he is also programmed to swat away balls, toys and fruit thrown over fence by annoying neighbor children.

Lilo

He hits balls? Tomorrow, Lilo's Lasers hit the practice field! We're gonna beat Mertle's team yet!

Pleakley

Ooh, for the rematch, will we be the home team or the away team? Because according to my research, the home team wears a white uniform while the...

Lilo

Uh... You know what, Pleakley? It's just practice. And you're so good already, that you don't have to come.

Pleakley

[hurt] Oh, okay, thanks.

Mertle

Hey, Weirdlo! Ready to meet your doom?

Gantu

We're going to destroy you.

Lilo

You're cheating! You put Gantu on your team!

Mertle

So? You have a new player, too!

Lilo

It's not the same.

Mertle

You're just scared!

Lilo

I'm not scared!

Mertle

Then let's sweeten the bet: Whoever wins, gets him! [points to Slugger]

Lilo

Slugger?! I bet I know whose idea that is. [looks up at Gantu, chuckling evilly] You're on! I'll even have you first at bat.

Mertle

Who said we were playing baseball? I thought we'd play basketball this time.

Lilo

What?!

Mertle

You did say any time, any place, any game!

Lilo

I... I did?!

Stitch

Ih. You did.

Lilo

But I... I didn't mean to!

Lilo

Pleakley, I just wanna say thanks for being loyal to me. It made me realize I should've support you when you were on my baseball team.

Pleakley

Oh, I don't blame you one little bit. I was awful at baseball!

Lilo

It doesn't matter. Loyalty to your friends is way more important than winning. It's even more important than a stack of Elvis records.

Pleakley

Please, I'm getting all teary.

Lilo

You didn't tell us you can play B-ball though.

Pleakley

It turns out that Earth basketball is is virtually identical to Priznolaprack on my home planet. I was a four-time Priznolaprack grand champion.

Lilo

Well, thanks to you, we got to keep Slugger, and help him find his one true place.

Nani

LILO!!!

Lilo

Uh-oh. Nanisaurus Rex is on the rampage again.

Nani

Look at these bills! $20 to fixed the window Stitch broke, $60 for the new door for the refrigerator, $200 for Mr. Koakini's broken gas grill?!

Lilo

It was an emergency gas grilling situation. And we caught the experiment.

Nani

That's great, honey, but that's not gonna pay these bills and that means no hula lessons this month.

Lilo

But I need my hula lessons. For self-esteen, personal growth, and development. See? [gestures to her trophy, which is broken in two] I--

Nani

Oh, no! He even broke...

Lilo

My hula trophy. [Stitch uses his saliva to try to glue the pieces back togetherness, but they immediately fells off the piece]

Nani

[to Stitch and Lilo] Ok. That does it! I have had it up to here with the little blue wrecking ball.

Pleakley

And now, the moment we've all been waiting for. The money-making miracle of the ages! [pulls off the tarp to reveal a lemonade stand sign] Ta-da...lemonade!

Lilo

That's it? That's your big idea? A lemonade stand?

Pleakley

Lemonade stands appear on all your Earth cartoons, and every situation comedy ever written. It's brilliant! Cliche but brilliant! What do you think? [Lilo leaves] Lilo?

Stitch

Stitch good?

Lilo

Very good! Even without the water bottle of karmic cleansing.