[Moses volunteers two players to compete in the lightning round and Lilo faces off against Mertle and wins the championship]
Weirdlo? I'm playing against you? This is gonna be easier than I thought.
You don't scare me, Mertle.
Are you ready, girls? First question. Where is the Eiffel Tower located?
In the bathroom.
In the bathroom.
Paris, France.
10 points for Lilo. What did Neil Armstrong say when he landed on the moon?
"Tastes like chicken."
"This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."
Correct! How many feet are in a mile?
Bundt cake!
5,280.
Who wrote "Hamlet"?
Chauncey Pickles!
William Shakespeare!
[as Mertle agitatedly twitches her left eye] And the score is tied.
[goofily] I like pickles!
[Mertle furiously takes off the earpiece, throws it on the ground, and crushes it with her foot]
This is your final question. What is the Hawaiian word for "friendship"?
[speechless] What kind of question is that? I don't know anything about friendship.
That's easy. Pilialoha!
That's correct. Lilo's team wins!
[The audience cheers and applauds]
No fair! That was a dumb question.
Just because you didn't know it, doesn't mean it was dumb, Mertle.
Congratulations, Lilo. Your family wins the new computer and encyclopedias on DVD.
[storming off in rage with her mom and Aunt Stacy] I can't believe we lost! This is the WORST day of my life! [Spike overhears her and rushes over to hug her, pricking his quills in her butt] Stop hugging me! Ouch! Hey, that you--uh, [acts all goofy] Duh!
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