[Hämsterviel contacts Gantu while he is playing with this bath toys]
Doctor Hämsterviel! I was just practicing my tactical maneuvers.
I do not care about you plastic amusements! It is your failures at capturing my experiments that sickens me to the bone!
But, sir, it's not my fault. It's that abomination 626 and that young female Earth form...
SILENCE!!! You're good at nothing but the pathetic excuses. That is why I am giving you job to someone infinitely more competent!
More competent?! But, I...
You failed me, Gantu! As of this moment, you are fired!
6 625
Ouch, hurts to be you. Listen, a word of advice: Before you go looking for a new job, put on some pants. [Gantu smashes his bath toys in rage]
[Lilo and Stitch are playing checkers]
Uh-oh. Nanisaurus Rex is on the rampage again.
Look at these bills! $20 to fixed the window Stitch broke, $60 for the new door for the refrigerator, $200 for Mr. Koakini's broken gas grill?!
It was an emergency gas grilling situation. And we caught the experiment.
That's great, honey, but that's not gonna pay these bills and that means no hula lessons this month.
But I need my hula lessons. For self-esteen, personal growth, and development. See? [gestures to her trophy, which is broken in two] I--
My hula trophy. [Stitch uses his saliva to try to glue the pieces back togetherness, but they immediately fells off the piece]
[to Stitch and Lilo] Ok. That does it! I have had it up to here with the little blue wrecking ball.
[Pleakley has just finished with his plan to make money in order to pay the bills]
And now, the moment we've all been waiting for. The money-making miracle of the ages! [pulls off the tarp to reveal a lemonade stand sign] Ta-da...lemonade!
That's it? That's your big idea? A lemonade stand?
Lemonade stands appear on all your Earth cartoons, and every situation comedy ever written. It's brilliant! Cliche but brilliant! What do you think? [Lilo leaves] Lilo?
[Hämsterviel captures Stitch and reverts him to his original evil programming; Gantu enters]
Hello, I'm here about the ad for aliens. I'm an alien.
P Professor
You're a fired alien! That's what you are!
Fired?! What, how would you-- [Hämsterviel pops out of the Professor disguise] Dr. Hämsterviel?! You're suppose to be in prison!
Three-day furlough! Just enough time to hire a new assistant! [points to Stitch]
Yes! With 626's destructive programming in place, he will help me capture the other experiments! You will not! Goodbye! [the door quickly shuts]
[the door opens quickly and Hämsterviel snatches Gantu's flyer]
Give me that! I recycle! [slams the door again]
[Stitch tricks Hämsterviel by smashing a floorboard on his disguise]
Very good! Even without the water bottle of karmic cleansing.
[Lilo and Stitch return home]
[pulls out Lilo's fixed hula trophy] Agata!
You fixed it! I think it looks better this way.
Stitch fixed my hula trophy! And this time he used real glue.
Why, thank you, Stitch. Looks like that Zen of Dog Training really paid off.
Not really. He found the path of goodness all by himself.
[a shatter sound is heard; Nani looks in the living room to find it a total mess]
Um, the path kinda went through the living room. We had a little trouble finding the glue.
[Nani faints; Stitch laughs]
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