Lilo quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

Lilo

You saved us! You're a super hero!

Nani

That's because I eat a nutritious breakfast every morning. You should try it some time.

Lilo

Well... okay, but almost getting eaten has made me pretty tired. Can you roll me to bed?

Nani

You got it.

Victoria

I'd like some lemonade please.

Lilo

Uh... one glass of lemonade coming right up. Stitch? [Stitch jumps out of the lemonade bowl and starts changing color] I'm sorry. My dog drank all the lemonade.

Victoria

Oh, he's turning my favorite color!

Lilo

Hey, orange is my favorite color, too!

Victoria

Really? Most girls like pink.

Lilo

I hate pink.

Victoria

Me too!

Victoria

My name's Victoria.

Lilo

I have to stop talking to you now.

Victoria

Why?

Lilo

'Cause after your vacation, you'll just leave with your family like all the others. So, even though I take pictures of tourists, I don't see them socially. It's a defense mechanism.

Victoria

But I'm not a tourist. I just moved here.

Lilo

Moved? Okay, I can talk to you. I'm Lilo.

Victoria

Hi, Lilo. So... do you take hula?

Lilo

Are you kidding? Hula is my life!

Victoria

I'm starting hula class tomorrow. Maybe I'll see you there.

Lilo

Oh, you will.

Stitch

Ih!

Victoria

Okay, well, bye... I mean, aloha.

Pleakley

Lilo, you haven't eaten a thing. And I made your favorite: Chocolate Green Bean Surprise!

Jumba

There is hardly any radioactivity this time.

Pleakley

You did it! Not again!

Jumba

Ah, relax! I'm joking! Mostly...

Pleakley

Well, Lilo didn't think it was funny, and I didn't, either!

Jumba

Please! Little girl is sad because you managed to ruin perfectly good chocolate with disgusting green beanses.

Lilo

I'm not sad because of the food. I'm sad because I almost made a friend that doesn't think I'm weird, and Mertle ruined it.

Pleakley

Whoo! Thank goodness! I thought it was something serious, like my green bean recipe! Uh... I mean, you almost made a friend today? That's nice.

Lilo

Everybody thinks I'm weird. Mertle, and Yuki, Teresa, and Elena. I thought maybe Victoria thought I was normal and be my friend.

Pleakley

It's never too late to make a friend. You just need to reach out to her, and show her you can be a friend right back.

Lilo

I guess I can throw a welcome party for her.

Pleakley

Did you say party?! I'm all about parties! What's the theme?

Lilo

I've got a theme: Lilo's Not Weird.

Pleakley

Hmm, "Lilo's Not Weird". I'm not sure that's a good theme, because objectively, you are pretty... [Lilo glares at him] Pretty! You are so pretty! Oh, so pretty, and witty! So, "Lilo's Not Weird" is the theme then. I have some great non-weird recipes. Oh! And we can supplies from the exciting new super store just outside of town. They have incredible party platters with incredible prices!

Lilo

It's official! We're throwing a party!

Stitch

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

What happened? How come I'm you?

Cousin!

But... I can't be you for the party! That would be so not normal! Make him swap us back, Stitch.

[stands up Swapper's container] Ahem. Kemike twan toka?

[holding right hand] Ow, aw, ooh!

Stitch, you can't try to break stuff when you're me. I'm not built for mayhem and destruction. We gotta talk to Jumba. But... if we go back now, we won't have time to shop for the party. We're gonna have to split up to do our chores.

Oh.... Okeetaka!

Stitch, the theme of the party is "Lilo's Not Weird". I can't show up with that hair, because that hair is weird. [points to Stitch's hairstyle, which is a wild blue Mohawk]

Sorry. All my fault.

It's okay. I'll just wear a hat and serve peanut butter and jelly because there's no party platter. Just as long as we get our own bodies back.

Nani

Oh, no! Lilo's switched bodies?! Not again?! [???] What's wrong with bodies?! I'll call the hospital!

Jumba

Well, well, well! Experiment 355, we meet again.

Jumba

Uh, uh, uh! None of your tricky trickiness with Jumba. Jumba likes evil genius brain.

We kinda figured out what his power is. He's a brain-swapper, right?

Jumba

He once swapped me and wife for an entire month.

You must've learned a lot about each other.

Jumba

Oh, yeah. Now she's ex-wife. [chuckles] Long story, don't ask.

We've gotta get him to swap us back.

Jumba

355 will swap you back when he is good and ready. Has mind of his own. [laughs] "Mind of his own." Is funny, no?

Greetings, Earthling pack people! I have come for the experiment known as 355!

Victoria

Whoa!

Meega nala kweesta!

Ah, new roof hinge system I installed working perfectly! Keeps repair bills down.

Very thoughtful!

Okay. Now who am I?

You are me, and I am 626.

Ah, this is much better!

Please, put me back in my own body! PUT ME BACK IN PRISON!!

Lilo

If you insist. Stitch, would you do the honors? After 355 swaps him back, we'll find his one true place.

Jumba

That 355 will not swap back willy-nilly. Must be properly motivated.

Stitch

Ih! [cracks his knuckles]

Pleakley

Wait a minute! Why not try a little positive assentive? Like offering the little guy some of my delicious cuisine as a reward?

Jumba

Ah, excellent idea. If 355 does not swap Hämsterviel and Gantu, he will be given nothing to eat except Aunt Pleakley's famous Chocolate Green Beanses Surprise.

Pleakley

Must you twist everything?!

Pleakley

You wanna do what with our smelly old rundown spaceship?

Lilo

Make it a bed and breakfast.

Jumba

Ridiculous!

Pleakley

Absolutely not!

Lilo

I was thinking about calling it "Jumba and Pleakley's Bed and Breakfast".

Jumba

I'm all for it!

Pleakley

Let's get started!

Jumba

Staying back! Is Experiment 113. Designed for making very very bad luck!

Jumba

Eh, I think. Must make check of original design. All I remembering is of the exact moment I invented 113, my laboratory, for no reason, go "KA-BOOM!"

Pleakley

When didn't your lab go "ka-boom"?

Jumba

Yes, but 113's was specially unlucky. Ka-Boom insurance have just ran out!

Lilo

He doesn't look so bad.

Stitch

Eesa Okeetaka!

Lilo

Careful, Stitch!

Pleakley

It's true! It is bad luck!

Lilo

What? That could've just been an accident.

Pleakley

Really?! [opens the freezer] The fridge just happens to break the same day I bought the 96 count box of ice cream sandwiches!

Jumba

Little girl, good news! I found something in original evil genius notes.

Lilo

It's too late. Shoe heard me talking and ran away.

Jumba

Ooh, but we must be finding him. 113's power can be reversed to be exact opposite.

Lilo

[excited] Shoe's bad luck can become good luck?

Jumba

Yes! Simple adjusting of cranial horseshoe from down to up equals JACKPOT!!! [laughs] Like winning lottery and collecting sweepstakes, and free soda on return visit all at once.

Lilo

Jumba, you're a genius!

Jumba

Please.

Moses

Good hula class, keiki. But before you go, it's time to start thinking about ideas for our annual fundraiser.

Lilo

I have one! Okay, what does this island need more than anything?

Mertle

Less weirdos?

Lilo

Vampires! People love vampires! And they pay good money for them to come to their luaus, weddings, and office parties. So we put on fangs, and people pay us a dollar to chase them! [pause] Or how about this? Book sale! We all write a super scary vampire book, and we each sell one million copies!

Mertle

Ew! Girls, what smells?! Oh, it's Lilo's ideas!

Moses

Does anyone else have an idea?

Lilo

But I didn't get to the part where we all star in the movie version!

Mertle

How about selling candy bars?

Lilo

Vampire candy bars?

Lilo

You don't wanna buy a candy bar from a loser, and I don't blame you.

Tsk, tsk, little lady! Never walk away from a customer! Be proud of your product!

Lilo

It's just candy bars.

Just candy bars? Was the Louisiana Purchase just Louisiana? Look, I usually only do this for friends, but you, my friend, need some pointers. Your cost is one dime for every dollar you sell! Deal?

Lilo

Who are you?

My card. [hands Lilo and Stitch two business cards]

Lilo

"Evil Genius Experiment #020. Primary function: salesman."

Stitch

[gasps] Cousin! [hugs Slick]

Yes sir, one of Jumba's best! He always hated the business end of the evil genius gig, so he designed me! Programmed to sell anything to anyone! A piece of code he obviously left out of you, pal. [chuckles] You gotta learn your four P's: Product, Pitch, Persistence, and Payment! Memorize it, exercise it!

Lilo

Slick helped me sell two whole boxes this morning!

Jumba

Be careful! Once 020 starts selling, he does not start stopping. Once sold Jumba's wife for 10 Kelticredits.

Lilo

That is evil!

Jumba

But smart. She was only worth 5.