Scenes with Dark Hak Foo 27
Astral projection? Motion to the motionless? Yin yang? How come I get all the loser powers?
Hak Foo Mule kick!
[Hak Foo easily dispatches the security guard without his talisman powers.]
No fair, you're not even using yours!
Hak Foo The Horse for healing - I am not easily injured. The Rooster for levitation - I already fly. The Dog for immortality - there is not a man alive who can vanquish me!
[intimidated] It's cool. Trade ya?
Hak Foo Baby.
[Hak Foo gives his Talismans to Finn.]
Hak Foo [fighting Tohru] Mad Monkey Kung Fu! Octopus Fists of Fury! Shredding Bear Claws! Minnow Wallops Whale!
I'm sorry, what was the last part?
Hak Foo I said, "Minnow-"
[Tohru rams into him, pushing him to the floor]
Hak Foo [dazed] "What was that last part..." [Tohru chuckles] I wasn't going to use these... [activates the Sheep Talisman] ...but now you've made me mad! [lunges at Tohru in Astral form] Astral projection?! Gah!
[Hak Foo turns to see Tohru walk over to his unconscious body, and drop his full weight onto him, Hak Foo returns to his body]
Hak Foo Ow!
Hak Foo [in bandages] I am telling you, it was the Shadowkhan who did this to me!
[the rest of the Dark Hand are also in bandages] Chan kicked our butts too!
Yeah, you don't hear us lying about it.
Need I remind you, the Shadowkhan do only what I command? Come, minions!
[a great spectacle happens as Shendu tries to summon the Shadowkhan, but none appear]
It would seem you have lost your touch, Shendu.
I HAVE NOT LOST MY TOUCH!
Hak Foo [as the Pan'ku Box reveals the next portal, out in Space] To find this portal, we must travel north. Very north.
Hak Foo Very , very north.
Okay, check the warranty on the box! We're like halfway to the moon!
Where did you think Tso Lan, the Moon Demon, would be found?
[in the streets of Spain]
I'm telling you Pamplona's famous for something.
Hak Foo It must be the paella.
Ohh! The thing they hit with the stick until candy comes out?
That would be a piñata, Ratso. This is Spain , not Mexico.
Now about the Eighth Door, Shendu, it is the portal of your banishment. Only you may pass through it.
That once was true Bai Tza, but now that I am a spirit, my portal is vacant, waiting to be filled by others.
You mean an other. Only one may pass through each portal.
...Do you think I have been dallying here?! [holds up a phone book] I have discovered a spell, uh which will keep the portal open until the last of you is free! In fact, I was just preparing to journey to it when you called. Hak Foo! Bring me- [the Pan'Ku Box is being lifted away by Jackie] THE PAN'KU BOX?!
Hak Foo Shark snatches bait! [leaps for the box]
What is he talking about?
[whipsers brightfully] Jackie!
[Jackie kicks Hak Foo into a gong]
Shendu, what is happening?!
Uhh, Hak Foo always sounds the gong as we take our leave. Which reminds me...[begins to cover up the mirror] See you all at my portal! [covers the mirror]
Yet we have no other options.
But all of eternity to punish him, should he again deceive us.
And we are on our way to China, why?
Chan has stolen the Pan'Ku Box. Clearly he wants to find my portal so he can seal it.
Now why would Chan go through all the trouble if he knows you don't need the portal to pass between the realms?
For good measure I suppose. Meanwhile, my brothers and sisters are expecting me to open my door and free them!
Hak Foo I brought your spellbook. [holds out the phonebook to Shendu]
...YOU BROUGHT THE PHONEBOOK YOU SIMPLETON! I was bluffing! [throws the book aside]
So there is no way to free all of them.
Of course there is! ...I...just...need to find it. That's all.
We must open the portal immediately
[Shendu-possessed-Valmont appears atop moose world entrance]
SP Shendu possessing Valmont's body
So that is why you wanted the box! Well, I assure you Chan.. The only thing emerging from my portal will be a demon!
Hak Foo Gorilla Grip!
[stops for breath and looks defeated] Jade....
Jackie! There is more than one way to skin a cat! [throws Jackie a sword] And two ways to open a portal! [starts chanting and sword begins glowing]
SP Shendu possessing Valmont's body
[cowers] Aahh! The symbol of the immortal who defeated me!
Sword slays dragon! [points and activates enchanted sword spell at Shendu, forcing his spirit out of Valmont's body and also forcing Shendu's portal open]
[after Jackie and Hak Foo are shrunk]
[noticing a giant shoe] SHOE!
Hak Foo No one "shoo's" me! [is kicked my the giant shoe]
Stop! Do not take that which does not belong to you, uh, mortal!
Hak Foo Shiva speaks?
[Jackie gasps]
Hak Foo With a familiar voice.
[Hak Foo destroys the statue's body. Leaving only Shiva's head on Jackie]
Hak Foo Rampaging rhino runs!
Hak Foo I understand you have been seeking the powers of the Talismans, witch doctor. Allow me to suggest you end your quest for the Ox, as it is a power I intend to obtain! [is immediately immobilized by Daolon Wong]
Then obtain it, dear warrior... for me! [transforms him into a Dark Chi warrior]
Dark Hak Foo [jumping incredibly high] Phoenix flies to moon!
Dark Hak Foo [speeding back in a dazzling fireball] Meteor brings mass extinction!
[holding a very large boulder] Hak Foo! This is where you go poof.
[hurls the boulder at Hak Foo, who doesn't move; the boulder hits him, only to shatter, not even phasing Hak Foo]
Dark Hak Foo I do not poof.
Dark Hak Foo JACKIE CHAN!
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