Dark Hak Foo quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

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[after the Enforcers are transformed back into their human selves]

Hak Foo

We are weak!

RRatso

We're human!

CChow

We're free!

FFinn

Nuh-uh... [seeing Captain Black with handcuffs] Busted.

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Why did I let you talk me into this?

You said it yourself, Jackie. You're too fat.

I said, I am too heavy to climb the totem pole without risk of damaging it, Jade.

Heavy, fat. Same dif. Hey! He looks just like his mugshot!

Hak Foo

[Breaks down the trees] It will fit smugly... upon my face! Flying squirrel cracks acorns!

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Jade, where is the mask?

Hak Foo

[Groans] At last!

Uh... Found it.

Hak Foo

And now, Chans. Prepare to make the fiercest tribe of ShadowKhan yet, mine! Demon summons ninja army!

[Jackie and Jade gasp with horror, but it is revealed his ShadowKhan are only a few centimeters tall]

Hak Foo

They're...they are...they are so...

Cute!

Hak Foo

Demon compensates for inferior ninja army!

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[Hak Foo sends Jackie by throwing him to the alligators by chomping him up]

No!

WaAh!

Jackie, grab on! [The alligators gobble him up in the bottom of the water]

Jackie!

Hak Foo

I will not see you later, alligator.

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See the oinker at 12 o' clock?

Yes, that is very nice, Jade. But I really not supposed to be here. [Jackie founds the Deja Vu Stone on the cymbals]

UUncle

There.

Check it out, I helped!

The Deja Vu Stone!

Yeah, whatever. Aren't we looking for the Pig Talisman? Tohru!

Hak Foo

Many thanks for leading us to the prize.

UUncle

You are not welcome!

Hak Foo

You!

TTohru

Why so afraid? He's an old man.

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Since you have things well in hand, Uncle. I will take my leave. [Gasps]

Daolon Wong

The stone is mine!

Hak Foo

Who is that?!

And what's with the stone you all keep jabbering about?! Wong snake his way in!

UUncle

Aiya!