GIR quotes from Invader Zim

GIR

I love this show.

GIR

Tell me a story about giant pigs!

GIR

Wait...if you destroyed Dib in the past, then he won't ever be your enemy, then you won't have to send a robot back to destroy him and then he will be your enemy, so then you will have to send a robot back...

GIR

(cries) WHY?!? WHY MY PIGGY?!? I LOVEDED YOU PIGGY! I LOVEDED YOUUUUU!!

GIR

[over the skool intercom] Greetings, children of Earth! This is your new school announcer. A special surprise mandatory field trip is happening for the following lucky children. Morla, Flan, Red Rocky, everyone in Ms. Bitters's class except for Zim. And especially Dib. All these children get to go to a special place made entirely of food. I like food! Now check this out!

GIR

Awwww, I wanted to explode.

GIR

I was the chubby lady, hidin' in the bushes.

GIR

Why iiisss his head so big? Whyyy's his head so biiig?

GIR

YAY, I'M GONNA BE SICK! [throws up on Zim]

GIR

[in duty mode] Your methods are stupid! Your progress has been stupid! Your intelligence is STUPID!

GIR

[singing] We wish you a merry jingly, we wish you a merry jingly, we wish youuuuuuo!!

GIR

[running around the house and Zim's base] We're on TV! We're on TV! We're on TV!

GIR

I LIKE CORN! I do.

Zim

Only one left? NOOOOOO!

GIR

Yay, We're Doomed!

Zim

[back to normal voice] That was them! I have to return this thing now!

GIR

No! I'm still watching it! I wanna see what happens! I need it! [GIR knocks his bag of Poop Corn off of the couch and starts crying.] Whu...WHHHHHHHHYYYYYY!?! [Zim takes the DVD of the movie and walks out the door with it. GIR runs around in circles screaming and crying. He stops running and hops in place. He holds his head and screams a long high pitched scream and then falls to the floor, asleep and snoring.]