HHost
This young man... [Zim enters] denies your accusation!
What's he doing here?! He's the alien!
I came to put a stop to all your alien talk... WHEN WILL THE LIES END?
“Mysterious Mysteries” · Season 1, Episode 13
In this episode: Zim (5), Dib (3), GIR (2), Prof. Membrane (2)
HHost
Are you an alien?
[shouting] LIES! THIS FILTHY EARTH BOY LIES! I mean no.
[Title comes on that says dramatic reinactment]
I was out playing like any normal Earth larva when he came looking for trouble.
APActor playing Dib
Heyy new kid, give me your lunch moneys!
APActor playing Zim
[with British accent] But I need these monies to buy nutrients.
APActor playing Dib
Give me the moneys or i'll tell everyone you're an alien!
That's not how it happened!
HHost
Restrain him![hear Dib hollering in the backround then the reinactment continues]
I was the chubby lady, hidin' in the bushes.
Then a giant squirrel showed up.
GIR!!
HHost
[to Zim] Let her talk! Can't you see she's upset? [to GIR] Now, don't you mean, Dib showed up?
No! The squirrel showed up first. Then Dib showed up.
APActor playing Dib
[points to man in squirrel costume] AAGHHHH, what is that?
And then the squirrel ate Dib's greasy head. [man in squirrel costume proceeds to mutilate Actor Dib's head as the other actors back away terrified] And then the squirrel flew away! [man in squirrel costume gets picked up by cables] After that, he flew back to his home planet to fight all the bad guys. [costume rips and man falls on two actors in alien costumes]
HHost
...What does that have to do with anything?!?
Me 'n the squirrel are friends.
HHost
I've come to the conclusion that Dib is crazy. [to GIR] This one, definitely crazy. I feel sorry for the ugly green kid, but there's a good chance he's crazy too!
But not an alien?
HHost
Nope.
Okay.
HHost
Just crazy.
[pumps arms in the air in victory]
HHost
Nothing matters anymore! Mabey i'm crazy![Host starts acting insane then grabs the camera so that you can only see his face on-screen then does the same thing]
As we all know, every source of energy requires fuel. So, I got to thinking, why has no one invented a power source that needs no fuel? Why?!?!?
TTorque
[Back in the auditorium][In a somewhat disgruntled tone] Pffft. I didn't know that!
I made the Perpetual Energy Generator, or, as I call her, PEG. Tonight, I activate it. If it works, we never have to worry about power again! If it doesn't, it'll send out a wave of doom that will destroy all life on Earth!
SSpectator
What was that last part?
[Dib's future self concludes a lengthy explanation as to how he's in the past]
FDFuture Dib
...so, it's up to you now.
Wow. I'm boring! Do I always explain everything like this?
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