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Prof. Membrane

As we all know, every source of energy requires fuel. So, I got to thinking, why has no one invented a power source that needs no fuel? Why?!?!?

S1 E13 Mysterious Mysteries

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Young Prof. Membrane

Oh, boy! I asked Santa for twelve cases of Uranium 238. Yay!

[Prof. Membrane opens a present. Tube socks shoot out from the present and fill the room]

Young Prof. Membrane

Nooo! Santa has let me down! I will turn my back on him and devote a portion of my life to destroying Santa! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

S2 E1 The Most Horrible X-mas Ever

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Scenes with Prof. Membrane 3

EMr. Elliot

It's nice to meet you, Professor. I'm Mr. Elliot, huh? Your daughter Gaz's teacher?

[Gaz groans in annoyance]

Membrane

[transmitting from his lab on a floating monitor] I'm sorry, but I'm very busy right now. We're testing some highly unstable- [gasps, alerts going off] No! You have the mixture all wrong!

[A large explosion occurs across town, people turn to stare at the screen as it plays elevator music with a "Please Stand By" appearing]

S1 E2 Parent Teacher Night

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TTorque

[Back in the auditorium][In a somewhat disgruntled tone] Pffft. I didn't know that!

Prof. Membrane

I made the Perpetual Energy Generator, or, as I call her, PEG. Tonight, I activate it. If it works, we never have to worry about power again! If it doesn't, it'll send out a wave of doom that will destroy all life on Earth!

SSpectator

What was that last part?

S1 E13 Mysterious Mysteries

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Prof. Membrane

[on a video monitor] Kids, I'm glad we could have this dinnertime recording together. Now, Gaz, if you could just put that can of beans in the proton oven! Be sure to take them out of the can or the explosion will destroy all human life!

[Gaz puts the unopened can in the proton oven, but the power goes out]