Gaz quotes from Invader Zim

Gaz

If you want to keep all your limbs, Zim, you will put me down. You will put me down, NOW!

Gaz

Hey, you're getting pieces of wall in the food!

Gaz

I'll make you wish you had rabid weasels teleported into your skull instead of having a sister! I'll wait until you sleep and stuff all your paranormal junk into your big, giant paranormal head and chew on your eyeballs after I pluck them out!

Gaz

[enters Iggins' house through the front door] The Game Slave 2. Give it to me!

[notices the Game Slave is running out of batteries] No! Power… low! But I haven't reached the save point yet! I have to see the zombie hog! Need batteries!

Gaz

The rightful owner has been restored.

[vengefully] You'll never be a better gamer than me! Play all you want! I'LL ALWAYS BE BETTER! ALWAYS!

Zim

Now let's see where you are keeping the location of the disk, Dib!

Zim

There!

Dib

He's in my head! Knowledge losing... brain... poop. I can't remember where the file is! Gaz, he did it! He made me forget!

Gaz

Quiet, Dib!

Zim

And now to unleash stupidity on your entire brain!

Gaz

What game is that?

Dib

This is no game THIS IS MY LIFE!!

Aah! M-My organs!

Zim

[laughs] Inferior human organs!

Zim

Augh! My squeedly-spooch!

Dib

Squeedly-spooch? Did you hear that, Gaz? That's no human organ! Humans don't have squeedly-spooches!

Gaz

[sarcastically] I've got a squeedly-spooch.

Gaz

That was your fate of the world work? Jumping in a puddle?! You do realize I have to destroy you now.

Dib

It was worth it. Score 1 for the human race, score NOTHING for the Zim... thingy... race.

Gaz

I will destroy you.

Dib

Oh yeah!! Thanks, Gaz! Don't wanna starve to death while saving the world!

Gaz

Let it be known that from this day until the end of the day, vengeance will be mine! Dib, you will not know the meaning of peace for I shall rain misery down upon your pizza-stealing heart!

Dib

How am I supposed to know what Dad's first sentient thought was?

Gaz

It was "I will poop now." It's all here in his autobiography.

That's not it! It's–

Dib

And once I get in there I'm...man, am I gonna do something.

Gaz

I'm trying to draw a little piggy. Can't you see I'm trying to draw a little piggy?!?

Dib

Don't you care that Zim is trying to destroy all mankind? Huh?

Gaz

But he's so bad at it.

GIR

I'm guarding the house!

Gaz

Where's Dib?

GIR

[turning to duty mode and producing weapons from his head] None may pass! You are an intruder!

Gaz

[angrily] Where's Dib?

GIR

[retracts weapons] He's down there!

Zim

You can't escape by teleporter, little Gaz. I cut the power! Your pitiful attempt to escape is nothing but a pitiful failure! Stupid, stinking humans!

Gaz

Doesn't this spaceship have any escape pods?

Zim

Of course; they're right over there. (shaking head)Stupid, stinking humans... huh?