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Invader Zim · Season 1, Episode 2

“Parent Teacher Night” quotes from Invader Zim

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“Parent Teacher Night” · Season 1, Episode 2

In this episode: Zim (10), GIR (6), Dib (4), Ms. Bitters (2), Prof. Membrane (1), RoboDad (1)

Don't forget that tonight is Parent Teacher Night. Everyone is required to bring their parents to the cafeteria.

I never agreed to attend this Parent Teacher Night!

Yes, you did.

No! You lie! [makes wild scratching motions with his arms] YOU LIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[Ms. Bitters puts a disc into a computer. The chalkboard slides down revealing a screen showing Zim]

[on video] Zim, are you going to bring your parents to Parent Teacher Night?

[on video, not paying attention] Yeah, sure, whatever.

[Zim looks up at a ceiling-mounted video camera]

Why would you tape that?

See you and your parents tonight, Zim.

Yes... Oh, I will bring my "parents", and they shall be the greatest, most parental parents EVER!

[in Zim's thought bubble] See you AND your parents tonight, Zim! And by the way, it's not called "Parent Teacher Night." It's called Zim Doom...Doom Zim...Zimmy...Doom night. [chortles] Watch out for that puppy.

[Zim trips over the puppy]

EMr. Elliot

It's nice to meet you, Professor. I'm Mr. Elliot, huh? Your daughter Gaz's teacher?

[Gaz groans in annoyance]

[transmitting from his lab on a floating monitor] I'm sorry, but I'm very busy right now. We're testing some highly unstable- [gasps, alerts going off] No! You have the mixture all wrong!

[A large explosion occurs across town, people turn to stare at the screen as it plays elevator music with a "Please Stand By" appearing]

RDRobot Dad

[after his arm blows up] That was my squeezing arm. They took my squeezing arm! WHY MY SQUEEZING ARM?!? AAAAAGGGHHH!!

RMRobot Mom

Honey is it?

RDRobot Dad

Yep....Diarrhea "[groans]"

SZSmeet Zim

[hugs a robot arm] I love you cold, unfeeling robot arm!

Do we have to go right now? I wanna watch The Scary Monkey Show.

[darkly] That monkey...

Where is our house?

Um... There... No, no, wait... It's over there...

How could you not know?! I just upgraded your guidance system!

Oh. I left that at home.

You left what at home?

The guidy chippy thingy.

You! Why would you do that?!?

To make room for the cupcake!

Be alert GIR. On this planet, we are surrounded by danger and MADNESS!

Ooh, I like madness!

By using these pieces of scrap metal, I shall fashion a compass, using this planet's own magnetic field against it. Now! Witness the power of my compass!

[The compass magnetically attaches itself to GIR's chest]

Awww, it likes me!

GIR : [Reads logo off bus] What...about...the bus?

[to bus driver] You expect me to pay to ride this filthy machine? Have you the brain worms?!

Are we gonna ride the sun home?

No, GIR, the earth sun sets in the west. Staring at it should give me our relative position. Now watch me amaze you. [Stares at the sun until his eyes burn and crust over] Wait a minute... I'M BLIND!!!! [runs around screaming, with GIR giggling and chasing him] They've booby-trapped their sun somehow!!

[to cab driver] You think I wont be ready, but you're wrong, presumptuous cab beast! I have prepared myself for this moment and it has paid off in full! You see, the Invaders learn from their mistakes, however rare they may be! Now human, take me to [thinks for a moment then points in a random direction] that way, and quickly! In case you haven't noticed, I've been trying to go home!

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