Zim quotes from Invader Zim

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GIR, another pig!

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[while throwing multiple pigs into the time machine] There must be some way of stopping him, some point in history while he's still vulnerable to the piggy.

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We cannont fail, GIR! Ever since I was a small Irken Smeech, my dream was to pass Probing Day like a Slorbeast passes her young; jiggly! And full of juice.

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[disguised as a human] Hello, friends. I am a perfectly normal human worm-baby. You have nothing, absolutely nothing, to fear from me. Just pay no attention to me and we'll get along just fine.

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[to bus driver] You expect me to pay to ride this filthy machine? Have you the brain worms?!

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[to cab driver] You think I wont be ready, but you're wrong, presumptuous cab beast! I have prepared myself for this moment and it has paid off in full! You see, the Invaders learn from their mistakes, however rare they may be! Now human, take me to [thinks for a moment then points in a random direction] that way, and quickly! In case you haven't noticed, I've been trying to go home!

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I want to congratulate you, Keef, on a job well done. You have been a most convincing friend, but now that the world seems satisfied with my knack for companionship, I don't think I'll be requiring your services any longer. Our mission together is done, [salutes briefly] good job soldier, be gone with you.

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Hmmmmmmm...ahhhhhh! The stink of clean. Another win for the Irken army. Clean, lemony-fresh victory is mine!

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Germs, chewing on my squeedly-spooch. Not my squeedly-spooch you don't!

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Human law enforcing machine. Markings: Lighty flashy things on top. Defensive capability: minimal.

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Explodes on impact with giant meat. Evaluation: Pathetic! Pathetic Earth vehicle!!

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Ruined. Ruined! Irken engineering reduced to...this! Surely that was no human bee! Once I take care of the humans, I will begin my war against...the bees!

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Don't come any closer! Don't try anything on me or I'll...I'll...I'll lay eggs in your stomach! I mean it!

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...How amazingly you fall into a puddle? I agree!

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GIR, I'll be down in the lab bathing in paste. Don't disturb me. AAAAAAAH! MY HEAD GOT STUCK! GIR, HELP I CANT BREATHE! I–

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Come my filthy stink children. You shall reveal your secrets to Pustulio in the privacy of the classroom.