Hurry, GIR! The mission's been compromised! I think we've been seen out of our disguises...by a human!
But Dib's seen us before...and he knows where we live!
Heh heh, Dib. No, this is different. This is serious...
[screams] [walks over to TV, turns on the Angry Monkey Show, and sits down to watch]
Oh, yeah... [screams again]
Awww! He's cute! And sticky looking!
Cute?!? This is a serious threat to our mission!
He's just a baby! [gets in front of the window] HI BABY! [Zim tackles GIR]
I am the neighborhood baby inspector. I have come to inspect the baby.
MMother
Oh, goodness! Inspect him for what?
Your resistance will be noted!
[Zim is being held captive by aliens who look like earth babies]
Noogums! I should have known.
SSchnooky
Do not call me by that name! It is demeaning to the proud and fierce race of the Nar-Gh'ok to be dubbed "Noogums."
What should I call you then?!?
SSchnooky
Schnooky! Gh'ok Space Sergent Schnooky!
Awwww, I wanted to explode.
And once I get in there I'm...man, am I gonna do something.
I'm trying to draw a little piggy. Can't you see I'm trying to draw a little piggy?!?
Don't you care that Zim is trying to destroy all mankind? Huh?
[turning to duty mode and producing weapons from his head] None may pass! You are an intruder!
[retracts weapons] He's down there!
You can't escape by teleporter, little Gaz. I cut the power! Your pitiful attempt to escape is nothing but a pitiful failure! Stupid, stinking humans!
Doesn't this spaceship have any escape pods?
Of course; they're right over there. (shaking head)Stupid, stinking humans... huh?
BSBloaty's Mascots
Doo dee doo dee doo! Doo dee doo dee doo! Doo dee doo dee doo!
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