A character in Invader Zim
Almighty Tallest Red
Invader Zim · 347 quotes
7th most-quoted character in Invader Zim: in 17 of its 347 quotes
Most scenes with: Almighty Tallest Purple (17), Zim (5), GIR (2)
Welcome mighty Irken soldiers! You are the finest examples of military training the Irken army has to offer! Good for you. Standing behind us, however, are the soldiers we've chosen for roles in one of the most crucial parts in Operation Impending Doom II! [mockingly] You in the audience just get to sit and watch.
You should have tried harder!
Oh, and remember; LASERS!
[a laser hits his eye] AAAAH!!!
[Irken audience starts cheering]
See? Told you they'd love the lasers.
Everything is lasers with you. I'm telling you, smoke machines are what the people... [gets hit in the eye with a laser, and yells in pain]
Welcome mighty Irken soldiers! You are the finest examples of military training the Irken army has to offer! Good for you. Standing behind us, however, are the soldiers we've chosen for roles in one of the most crucial parts in Operation Impending Doom II! [mockingly] You in the audience just get to sit and watch.
You should have tried harder!
These superior ones…
[points at themselves] Not as superior as us, of course…
Pft, duh. These less superior than us but still quite superior soldiers will each be assigned to an enemy planet!
There, you will blend in with the hidious native inhabitants.
All the while gathering crucial information, assessing the planet's weaknesses, making it vulnerable to our big... spaceship... gang...
The armada. Now! LET THE ASSIGNING BEGIN!
WHOOO!
Step forward, Invader Larb.
Ahh, you seem to have grown since last you stood before us, soldier.
You've been assigned to the planet Blorch, home of the slaughtering rat people.
[A hologram appears behind the which shows Larb being attacked by rat people]
[beginning to Notice] Why would you draw that?
However, because of your increased height, we've decided to give you the planet Vort, home of the universe's most comfortable couch.
[The hologram changes to one of Larb relaxing on an oversized sofa]
Yes!
Next… Invader Spleen!
And last… Invader Skoodge!
[looks at him] Oh now that's just sad.
Could you get any shorter?
[talking quickly] You'll be assigned to Blorch, home of the slaughtering rat people, thank you.
[Hologram shows the rat people attacking Skoodge as he starts Understanding)
Sorry, I'm late, my tallest. I couldn't find my invitation. You're lucky I made it at all.
You weren't invited at all.
Weren't you banished to FoodCourtia? Shouldn't you be... frying something?
Oh, I quit when I found out about this.
You quit being banished!?!?!?
The assigning is over, Zim.
But you can't have an invasion without me! I was in Operation Impending Doom 1! Don't you remember?
Oh yes. We remember…
[flashback]
[in giant robot destroying a city] AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
But sir, we're still on our own planet!
Silence! Twist those knobs! Twist those knobs! You! Pull some levers! Pull some levers! [resumes his maniacal laughter as his rampage continues]
[end of flashback]
I put the fires out.
You made them worse!
Worse… or better?
There were some glitches in the security system, but thanks to my masterful repair skills, they've all been eradicated. The fortress is now impenetrable, absolutely…
Um, who's that little person behind you?
What the…
There you are! What did I tell you about wandering off like that? Come on!
I missed you, mommy!
I'm glad it had a happy ending after all.
Me, too.
Ah, I'll call you back later.
Welcome planetary conversion team! Welcome to Blorch, the latest addition to the Irken Empire, and most importantly, the first planet to fall victim to our latest effort at universal conquest, Operation Impending Doom II!
Almighty Tallest rocks!
Now we erase the remaining organics on Blorch, paving the way for...I dunno, maybe a parking structure planet?
Yeah! Parking Structure Planet!
So, you're saying the humans are dumb, yet...tall. How is that even possible? How can anything tall be dumb?
[with his mouth full] Yeah, huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can you imagine, huh? Huh? Huh?
[The Tallest are examining the Megadoomer]
The Megadoomer Combat Stealth Mech!
I don't like it.
We didn't build it so you could like it. This one's going to Planet Meekrob to help Invader Tenn conquer it.
Well, I should like it.
[They move on to a room full of malfunctioning SIR units]
Malfunctioning SIR Units! Hey! These things are dangerous! Anyone using these things could really get hurt! [pauses] Send them all to Zim.
[gasps] But they'll destroy him!
[Both laugh uproariously]
Ah, let's go eat food.
Plasma-Armed battle tanks, Maim-bots, death ray cannons, a sack of taquitos?
Just a few supplies I will need to complete my mission.
You get my taquitos yet?
Your exile... I mean, mission is to observe the planet, Zim. Not anhialate it.
Yes, but I'm quite good at ahnialating.
TAQUITOS! And a clown with no head.
Look. We'd love to grant your request, but we think you're insane. Uh, untrained.
Untrained!? Invader Zim!?
You're trained as an invader, Zim. Battle tanks are for hardened soldiers.
Hrm!
Hey! How about we send Zim to Hobo 13? It's the... um... finest military training planet ever. Zim! On Hobo 13, you'll be torn limb from limb!
Evaluated! Evaluated as a soldier! If you pass, we'll send you a BIG bag of battle tanks!
But not that clown thing.
HEADLESS CLOWN! HEADLESS CLOOOOOOOOOOWN!
[knocks GIR aside] Very well, my Tallest! To obtain my tanks, I will allow the evacuation of my incredible brain meats. Zim out!
How about clown taquitos? [Zim ends transmission]
As you can see, brave Invader Zim has begun his journey to the Fortress of Pain!
Anyone wanna bet that Zim gets blown up?
A thousand moneyz something eats him up!
All right. Anyone for chopped in half?
OOHH! I bet two thousand moneyz!
My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My-- M-m-my Tallest! My Ta-a-alli-i-ist! Hey! Hey! Hey, over here, my Tallest! My Tallest? My Talleeeeeest! My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! My Tallest, my Tallest, my Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Ta-a-a-alleeeest! My Talleeeeeest! My Tallest? Hey! My TALLEEEEEEST! MY TALLEEEEEEEEEST!!! MY TALLEEEEEEEEEST!!! MY TALLEEEEEEEEEST!!! MY TA-A-A-A-A-ALLE-E-E-E-E-EST!!! Hey! Hey! My Tallest? Uh, hey! My Tall--? HEY, MY TALLEST! IT'S ME! LOOK AT ME! MY TALLEST? MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST?
... I was curious to see when you'd shut up on your own. But it's been three hours now, Zim! THREE HOURS!!! So... what is it?
I just noticed that you're travelling closer to the Earth than EVER before!
How do you know that?
Oh, I know all kinds of things about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was...
Hey! That is creepy! You're creepy, Zim.
[chuckles] Yes, I sure am.
Identify yourself.
[disguised deep voice] We are the Resisty! And we have come to-
Whoa, whoa whoa. Did you say the Resisty?
Yes the Resisty! And we have come to-
That's a stupid name.
[regular voice] See! I told you it was stupid! Why do I keep listening to yours?
I don't know.
My Tallest! My Tallest, hey, my Talleeeeest! My Tallest! My, my, my my Tallest! My Taaaaallest! Hey! Hey! Hey over here, my Tallest! My Tallest? My TallEST! My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest, my Tallest, my Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Tallest! My Tallest! My TaaaaaallEST! My Tallest. My TALLest! Hey! MAH TALLEEEEST! MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! My TaaAAALLest! Hey! Hey! My Tallest? Uh, hi! My Tall! Hey my Tallest! It's me! Look at me! My Tallest? My Tallest! My Tallest?
I was curious to see when you would shut up on your own. But it's been THREE hours now, Zim! THREE HOURS! So... what is it?
I just noticed that you're traveling closer to the Earth than EVER before!
How do you know that?
Oh, I know all kinds of things about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was...
Hey! That is creepy. You're creepy, Zim.
Heh heh. Yes, I sure am. Anyhow, since you're so nearby, you can see me initiate my newest, most DIABOLICAL PLAN TO DESTROY THE HUMANS! I made sandwiches!
Uh, look, Zim, err... maybe we'll stop by on our way back from... wherever we're going.
But--
Sorry, Zim! Uh, we're being... attacked! [pushes Almighty Tallest Purple] By an enemy vessel! Ooh! Oohh! Gotta go! Gotta go! [signals one of the crew mates to cut the transmission. The transmission with Zim is cut and Almighty Tallest Purple gets back up.] "Enemy vessel" - ha! As though anyone would dare go up against the Massive.
Yeah, that is pretty funny. [pointing aside] HEY, SOMEONE'S MAKING DONUTS! [he and Tallest Red both cheer]
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