Invader Zim · Season 2, Episode 1
“The Most Horrible X-mas Ever” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Zim (2), GIR (2), Prof. Membrane (1)
And what do you want little boy or girl?
I wants me a barrel of floss, I wants me two balls of glue...to be my friends! And I wants to go dancin' naked! And I wants...
[Time passes; Santa looks extremely annoyed]
...and a chair made of cheese, and a table made of cheese, and a...
Ugh! No more! Get this kid away from me!
Oh, that's Mini-Moose, my other sidekick. Yep, been with me the whole time.
Oh, boy! I asked Santa for twelve cases of Uranium 238. Yay!
[Prof. Membrane opens a present. Tube socks shoot out from the present and fill the room]
Nooo! Santa has let me down! I will turn my back on him and devote a portion of my life to destroying Santa! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[singing] Bow down, bow down, before the power of Santa or be crushed, be crushed, by... his jolly boots of doom!
[singing] We wish you a merry jingly, we wish you a merry jingly, we wish youuuuuuo!!
Minimoose!
[squeaks]
How much have we collected?
[squeaks and shows donation box with a few coins, a sandwich, and a heart]
[smells sandwich] Tunnna? Tuna is worth NOTHIIIING!!
Kid: I don't get it! Why does he want to take over the Earth so badly? What does he have to gain, or to lose? And the mechanizations of this malfunctioning Santa suit completely elude me! Snowman: *Stares at the kid, then picks him up by the head and places him under the bed* As I was saying...
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