Invader Zim · Season 2, Episode 4
“The Girl Who Cried Gnome” · Season 2, Episode 4
In this episode: Dib (3), GIR (3), Zim (2), Gaz (2), Prof. Membrane (1)
The Dib- the Dib! I don't care how delicious he is, he's evil! They'll destroy the base! There's only one thing to do!
You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits?
No, GIR. Never. I never want you to mention biscuits ever again.
[GIR gets a shocked expression]
[running around the house and Zim's base] We're on TV! We're on TV! We're on TV!
There's someone at the door.
Oh, what is it? I have not the patience for- AAAAAH! Girl with cookies! Girl with cookies!
Wanna buy some chocolate star COOKIES?!? MISTER?!? HUH?!?
[to Dib] Hey! This is ham! You can't pay for cookies with ham!
Why was there ham in my pocket?
[on a video monitor] Kids, I'm glad we could have this dinnertime recording together. Now, Gaz, if you could just put that can of beans in the proton oven! Be sure to take them out of the can or the explosion will destroy all human life!
[Gaz puts the unopened can in the proton oven, but the power goes out]
Dib!
Sorry, Gaz! Just doing a few adjustments on Tak's ship!
[The power comes back on. Gaz adds two more cans then starts the oven. The bottom blows off in a small explosion]
That didn't wipe out all life as we know it?!? You lied to me, Dad!
Hey, you're getting pieces of wall in the food!
I LIKE CORN! I do.
Just how many more minutes will she have to suffer before rescue crews can free her? Huh?!
Why don't they just pull her out?
She's lodged in real good. I heard her foot's poking out over in China. Plus, she screams real scary whenever anybody comes near her.
Look at her. She's just smiling and waving. She just loves the attention. [suddenly realizes something] Wait a minute. [visions himself ramming through the crowd toward Zim's house and barges in, then drags him outside, exposing him without his human disguise, and Gir, in front of everybody and the whole world] Attention! (That's it!) If I can get up there, I can expose him on national TV!
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